We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,

being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,

slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say:

"You're next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.....!!!!

Hey nyonais could you please not create a Thread for EVERY Single joke?

help out by adding it to your other thread? or the repertoire of terrible jokes...

As you say sir....I will stop

Ahahahaha!