• Got to Google maps
• Search for walking directions from "The Shire" to "Mordor"
• Read the instructions carefully

nerd.

( this message is too short and so are Hobbits )

And? What it is supposed to say? It doesnt work for me. I get directions to some pub

I think it is something to do with when you get to the Channel Tunnel and take the train to Frethun??? then turn left, right etc and then on to Coquelles where you usually get the train to. Am I on the right track???? (Maybe it is the turning right, left etc in the sea)

no idea

"Walking directions are in beta." Or the bit after that?