An 18 year old young lady marries a 98 year old man. The old dude is filthy rich and the chick thinks the old geezer is 98 years old. No way can he get me in the sack and all of that wonderful money when he croaks later this year.

On their wedding night she goes into the bathroom to freshen up a bit. When she walks out of the bathroom she sees the mister sitting on the edge of the bed. On the night stand is a box of condoms, a nose plug, and a couple of cotton balls.

With wide eyes she exclaims "I know what the condoms are for but what's with the cotton balls and the nose plug"?

His reply????




Listen sweetheart, after 98 years if there's two things I can't stand it's the sound of screaming women and the smell of smoking rubber!