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Old 31.01.2012, 19:59
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to all sweetie lovers..........

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a DoubleDecker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. "Polo,I'm the one with the hole she said, with a Wispa.

"I'm Marathon, the onewith the nuts" he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs,which was a Kinder Surprise for her

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers,which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babiesand she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Lovehearts.

It was a Fab moment as shescreamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his SherbertDip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been withBertieBassett and he had Allsorts !
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