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Old 24.03.2012, 18:26
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PJs stuck in wasmachine

What should I do now!!??

I have just completed my bi-annual wash of my pyjamas and can't get the washing machine front door open again.
I've tried reading through the instruction leaflet but it's written in some strange language I don't understand and I can't make head or tail of it.
The clocks go forward 1 hour tonite and I need to get my pjs dried quickly so I can get to bed before 10.
Should I try Notruf or try to contact the embassy? I know from past experience that they would be especially supportive in this moment of crisis.
Any suggestions gratefully received!
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Old 24.03.2012, 18:27
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Is your machine coin operated and has run out of money ?
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Post a photo and I'm sure we can tell you which button to press
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Old 24.03.2012, 18:37
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Yeah. I keep trying to take fotos on my mobile but always end up with picture of myself.
Maybe I should open ticket on this with my isp?
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Old 24.03.2012, 18:39
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Already covered this one!!
Gave it my credit card number and away we go!!
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Old 24.03.2012, 18:41
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Do you think they would send somebody from the embassy tonite? Or would it be first thing tomorrow morning?
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Old 24.03.2012, 18:42
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

BTW... there is a flashing orange light
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Old 24.03.2012, 18:42
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Yeah. I keep trying to take fotos on my mobile but always end up with picture of myself.
Turn the phone around.
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

You mean upside down??
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You mean upside down??
Possibly inside out.
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Old 24.03.2012, 18:49
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Oh Dear!!
JUst been to the basement again n there's water all over the floor!!
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Old 24.03.2012, 18:52
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Oh Dear!!
JUst been to the basement again n there's water all over the floor!!
How dirty was your pjs?
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Old 24.03.2012, 19:01
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Should be bi-annual job but missed out on last schedule. Cat had got sick all over the couch n forgot in all the commotion.
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Old 24.03.2012, 19:03
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

This is a serious problem. I think the easiest solution, as getting your PJs out of the washing machine is likely to prove impossible, would be for you to attempt to get inside. That way you could put on the PJs and at least get some sleep.

It may be a bit cold and wet in there, but the PJs will help keep you warm.
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Old 24.03.2012, 19:06
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Yeah! Remember now that wa Christmas 2009. 2 years ago. That's why the bi-annual wash is already a few months overdue.
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Should be bi-annual job but missed out on last schedule. Cat had got sick all over the couch n forgot in all the commotion.
So a year old of sweat, skin residual, food, hair, bacteries, the man's morning sunshine, etc, etc...

Washing machine is broken for the trauma. Get a new machine and try to not forget your bi-annual wash.

You should be ashamed of yourself for having missed the last one.

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Old 24.03.2012, 19:08
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

Hey this might be a viable option!
Also got sheets n duvet cover in there.
Could take a single pillow with me!!
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

No bacteria!! Don't ever eat pizza in bed!!
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

You'll have to sleep naked then... Warn the cat, he might be scared
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Old 24.03.2012, 19:16
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Re: PJs stuck in wasmachine

What's long, hard, pink, hairy and smelly, and hangs out of PJ bottoms?
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