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Old 20.11.2007, 14:34
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Onion Article of the Week

http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...nt_in_the_blow
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Old 20.11.2007, 14:39
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

One word, brilliant
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Old 20.11.2007, 14:50
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28338
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Old 20.11.2007, 14:52
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

I love The Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33388
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Old 20.11.2007, 14:53
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

although going by your own rules Mr Abu, you are only allowed to post again next Tuesday ..
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Old 20.11.2007, 15:02
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

Man Dies After Long And Painful Battle With Life

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Old 20.11.2007, 15:09
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs, "Oh Shit" Says Humanity

Right, so it's not BJs or anuses but still one of my favorites.
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Old 20.11.2007, 15:11
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

Think there's some erroneous img tags going on in there somewhere
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Old 29.11.2007, 15:33
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55369


Strangely, this was the first site I went to on my blackberry.

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Old 29.11.2007, 15:40
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

Quote:
"I can pan, zoom, and rotate images—which I plan to do more of soon, if you know what I mean."

"Pictures of women," he added.
Brilliant
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Old 29.11.2007, 16:02
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34132
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Old 29.11.2007, 16:04
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Strangely, this was the first site I went to on my blackberry.

liar; it was only after you brought EF down just because nobody would drive you to Euroairport
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Old 29.11.2007, 16:05
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

I just lurve The Onion. It is laugh-out-loud funny because it capitalises on the gullibility of the average (US?) reader taking it at face value.

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Old 10.12.2007, 19:55
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

30 Miserable Lives Lost in Greyhound Bus Crash

http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._lives_lost_in
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

http://www.theonion.com/content/opin..._another_black
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Old 13.02.2008, 14:23
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

Not a nice one for us Irish on the forum

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29096
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

Black guy asks for change

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CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change.
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

New "Get The **** Outta The Road" Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety
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Old 07.05.2008, 13:38
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Re: Onion Article of the Week

EF's language filter strikes again. Guess the missing word in the URL and win an Onion article.
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Old 07.05.2008, 13:43
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****? Is it right?
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