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Old 25.01.2008, 15:34
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The dos and don'ts of raising children
http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_a...s_with_babies/

I think the 'Nursing Baby' is my favourite!
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Making Baby Smile.... made me smile
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Old 25.01.2008, 15:43
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All are good and funny. They missed Dave's favourite "How to muzzle the baby" illustration
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How to make baby laugh, throw it slightly up in the air, don't chuck her as far as you can catching head in ceiling fan resulting in fractured skull
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Re: The dos and don'ts of raising children
Funny stuff. Thanks for posting that.
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Re: The dos and don'ts of raising children
Hi,

That was a funny link.Thanks for posting it and making people laugh.
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Terrific stuff. Very amusing.

I don't agree with Calming Baby - I used to get a teaspoon of gin to quiet me down when I was teething and, as I sit here with my early morning cocktail looking through "Liver Donators Monthly" , I reflect that it never did me any harm.
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Re: The dos and don'ts of raising children
I have a Greek friend who is a qualified midwife. she got into rather a lot of hot water for advising mothers to strap a flannel soaked in brandy on top of the baby's head to calm it down. Apparently this is a well known greek remedy as it gets absorbed through the kid's fontanelle
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