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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Old 16.11.2016, 23:03
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Just heard on RAI3 (xlated into English):

Q: Name a flying mammal.

A: Flight attendant.

Tom
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Old 17.11.2016, 00:00
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Just heard on RAI3 (xlated into English):

Q: Name a flying mammal.

A: Flight attendant.

Tom
One of those things that are great in context
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Old 17.11.2016, 09:58
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Every car is driverless......

until the driver gets in!
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Old 17.11.2016, 10:08
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Re: Every car is driverless......

Skinfull last night?
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Old 17.11.2016, 22:17
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Exactly like my kids..

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Old 18.11.2016, 14:03
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!


(See if this one gets past the Mods?)






Back to the USA Elections.....




What's better? A day of voting in the USA Elections... or Sex?


With Sex, at least it makes more fun to choose between an A**hole or a C**t.


Enjoy the Weekend y'all


GREG
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Old 18.11.2016, 15:06
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Old 19.11.2016, 17:44
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and lie down on the back seat...
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said : - "What's wrong with you, honey ? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before ?"
The old Jewish driver answered, “let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded, “well, if you're not staring at my boobs or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then ?"
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride ?"
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Old 19.11.2016, 18:34
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Some terrible jokes

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the little ducky was a nice touch
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.



When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.



Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!



What's brown and rhymes with "snoop?"

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

For anyone who does or did programming (if it doesn't work, click on the image to open it up, as it's an animated GIF):

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Old 20.11.2016, 20:54
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Old 22.11.2016, 23:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

An elderly man takes two stuffed dogs on to the Antiques Roadshow.


"Ohh," said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers Taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the 19th century.

Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"



"Sticks!" the elderly man replied.



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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I saw this joke, but in Brazilian Portuguese. I'll try to translate it in English:
One day all of organs of human body decided to make a reunion to prove who is more important on functional system of human body.
The brain argued first: " I'm the most important cause the humain cannot live without my orders like to eat, to drink, to speak, and..."
The heart interrupted him: "I'm the most important, I work non-stop to carry the bloody for all of you..."
The kidney stop the reunion for saying: "ah! How about me? I have to separate all the trash the human being consomme to envoy only good things for you."
After much time of reunion, many organs try to persuate who is most of important - the lung, the liver, etc.
Suddenly, the anus enters to the reunion speaking aloud: "I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT IN THE HUMAN BODY!"
Everybody start to laugh what the anus is so ridicolous!
The anus answers: all right! Now I'm on strike for 15 days. Anything will get out from here, cause I close the hole.
The anus vanished after this day. In the second day, some symptoms started to appear for the stomach. After this day, the brain started to claim ... each day passed an organ complains about the final decision of anus to close the hole. Many colours appeared due to symptoms.
Unfortunately it was too late to recognize the anus was the most of important to the human body.
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