This terrible joke has a little back story
I went to the local pet shop to get my dog some salmon dog food (for her joints)
the sweet young lady at the counter convinced me to sign up for their vip
card, she was good, While signing up she gave me a little cracker
and during small talk i asked her what was in them and she mentioned that she had never opened one, so I asked if she wanted to open it with me, and we did and I noticed no pop and she said oh thats because its pet friendly
and inside was a hat (green which is ok because of its eco references but a good communist red would have been just as nice
), a 50p discount coupon and a joke, I started laughing when I read it and told her the joke and we both laughed and agreed it was indeed a terrible joke, she immediately turned around and threw it in the bin
It did remind how glad i am to be english and to be back in a country where I can make small talk again.
never did i think i could miss that.
so here, compliments of petsathome
Why did the turkey join the band
Because it had drumsticks