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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

If you want to catch a squirrel, just climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Old 18.02.2016, 23:57
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

reminds me of..

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
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Old 19.02.2016, 00:06
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down

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Old 19.02.2016, 00:18
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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Old 19.02.2016, 00:24
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
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Old 19.02.2016, 00:33
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Just as I was about to shoot myself (if I had a gun). Please - keep them going ;-)
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Old 19.02.2016, 00:36
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Speaking of music, there's only two or three Motown bands I really like. Maybe four tops.
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Old 19.02.2016, 00:40
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I've just been given two weeks to live. The wife's gone away for a fortnight.

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Old 19.02.2016, 00:45
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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I was told I needed to get a hearing aid fitted a few years ago but I never heard anything after.
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Old 19.02.2016, 00:49
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I’m thinking about selling my theremin… I haven’t touched it in years.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Two old women were sat on a beach when a male streaker runs past....

One had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.
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Old 19.02.2016, 00:58
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Just as I was about to shoot myself (if I had a gun). Please - keep them going ;-)
you can always go back to page 1, they are still funny the next time around
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Will definitely get me through the night, and get those funny hormones pumping. Thank you Mädels
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Old 19.02.2016, 01:08
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Thanks for the tip. Here goes...
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Old 19.02.2016, 01:12
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Old 19.02.2016, 01:17
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Just one more, MC - I need to go to bed..


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Old 19.02.2016, 01:26
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Me too...tired as hell. Sleep tight.

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