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Old 11.07.2016, 21:30
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The jumper I got last week kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge.



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Old 12.07.2016, 18:31
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Old 12.07.2016, 18:45
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Nice one (but they are all good on this thread - just don't see you around a lot .
Can you blame them (the cat):

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Old 12.07.2016, 18:52
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What crazy told you this was a bird .
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Old 12.07.2016, 19:52
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What crazy told you this was a bird .

Shhh!

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Old 12.07.2016, 20:07
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

So let's just let it run a bit, and hope that no-one notices.
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Old 12.07.2016, 20:14
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What crazy told you this was a bird .
It's a bishop on a flying carpet.
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Old 12.07.2016, 20:19
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It's a bishop on a flying carpet.
Well, there goes my first suspect.
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Old 12.07.2016, 20:22
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Well, that goes my first suspect.
The hat is a dead giveaway, as is the crosier.
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Old 12.07.2016, 20:26
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The hat is a dead giveaway, as is the crosier.
No. Wrong.. 'tis just Gandalf, going about his business.

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Old 12.07.2016, 20:43
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No. Wrong.. 'tis just Gandalf, going about his business.

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If the original pic were Gandalf, then seeing as the sun is also present, then there wouldn't be any trolls here on EF. As there are trolls here, evidently it wasn't Gandalf.
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Old 12.07.2016, 21:12
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If the original pic were Gandalf, then seeing as the sun is also present, then there wouldn't be any trolls here on EF. As there are trolls here, evidently it wasn't Gandalf.
Yes, true.. but.. Sauramon, in his devilry, mixed some evil magic in with his trolls so they could march in daylight light hours to steal hobbits, eat man flesh and cause mayhem on the Forum with all their noise, nonsense and high-pitched whining.. no?

Gandalf was probably on some rescue mission, hence all that flying about..

We need to get him on here and rid us of the odd troll, or two.

He could become a Mod.

In a hat.
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Old 12.07.2016, 21:21
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Yes, true.. but.. Sauramon, in his devilry, mixed some evil magic in with his trolls so they could march in daylight light hours to steal hobbits, eat man flesh and cause mayhem on the Forum with all their noise, nonsense and high-pitched whining.. no?

Gandalf was probably on some rescue mission, hence all that flying about..

We need to get him on here and rid us of the odd troll, or two.

He could become a Mod.

In a hat.
An internet forum without trolls? Where would the fun in that be?
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Old 12.07.2016, 21:36
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Old 12.07.2016, 22:02
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I never imagined he would look like that, thanks for the heads-up.

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Old 13.07.2016, 22:46
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Old 13.07.2016, 22:48
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You'll have to explain that one to me, I'm in IT.
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Old 13.07.2016, 23:33
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