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Old 14.07.2016, 00:49
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Ah thanks, am with you.
Am more of the following, so didn't immediately get it

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Old 14.07.2016, 09:11
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I saw a blonde at the post office yelling into an envelope.

"What are you doing?" I asked

Sending a voice mail.....
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Old 14.07.2016, 20:55
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Goodness Swisstree, did EF or spending a while back in the U.K. make your avatar change so rapidly???
(My Facebook profile still shows me in a pre-menopausal state by the way - no probs.)

Edit: Seems like yesterday - oh, it was yesterday, this time.
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Old 14.07.2016, 20:58
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Goodness Swisstree, did EF or spending a while back in the U.K. make your avatar change so rapidly???
Brexit turned her into a black and white issue.
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Old 14.07.2016, 21:03
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Brexit turned her into a black and white issue.
Better than a washed-out indistinct grey..
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Old 14.07.2016, 21:12
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Old 14.07.2016, 21:12
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Better than a washed-out indistinct grey..
btw: find it cool - love those lyrics
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Old 14.07.2016, 21:55
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btw: find it cool - love those lyrics
Thanks, ZR. Agreed.

This one's for you:

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Old 14.07.2016, 22:09
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Thanks, ZR. Agreed.

This one's for you:

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Yes, I try to remind myself each and every day.
Unfortunately there was a bit of a lapse for a couple / few years or so, after a great deal of consideration have decided:

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Old 14.07.2016, 22:14
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What..? You can come back as something else?

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Old 14.07.2016, 22:45
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I never imagined he would look like that, thanks for the heads-up.

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I do find it a bit strange that some regular contributors are absent from the Forum since I posted this .

Apologies.
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Old 14.07.2016, 22:51
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I do find it a bit strange that some regular contributors are absent from the Forum since I posted this .

Apologies.
Maybe they're all out doing something else..

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Old 15.07.2016, 10:18
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Old 15.07.2016, 10:45
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Old 17.07.2016, 10:01
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Old 18.07.2016, 10:33
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Old 18.07.2016, 19:20
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Old 18.07.2016, 19:27
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Like the phones, amogles

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Old 18.07.2016, 19:45
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For Swisstree: pronounce it with a strong Spanish accent, much like mine
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