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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

theres bound to be people out there who think this is a terrible joke

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

9 volt battery?
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Old 05.08.2016, 18:09
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist:
“Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex.”
The confused artist said:
“But you’re not wearing any of those things.”
“I know,” she said. “But if I die before my husband, I’m sure my husband will remarry. And I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa at a nursing home in Hamrun. "How are you grandpa? he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. "I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.

"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister.

"Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."



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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I had to quit my job at the recycling plant. My only job was to crush cans all day long. It was soda pressing.
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:06
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:11
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I had to quit my job at the recycling plant. My only job was to crush cans all day long. It was soda pressing.
You should move into paper recycling... it'll tear you up.
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:16
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You should move into paper recycling... it'll tear you up.
Not sure what to do. Thinking about shoe recycling, but am worried it might be sole destroying..
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:19
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Not sure what to do. Thinking about shoe recycling, but am worried it might be sole destroying..
If they offer you a position in garbage collection, refuse... it's all rubbish.
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:27
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If they offer you a position in garbage collection, refuse... it's all rubbish.
Already worked there, they gave me the sack..
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:31
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Already worked there, they gave me the sack..
Never mind, things are looking up in astronomy.

At the risk of being abrasive, shouldn't you be sanding?
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:39
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Never mind, things are looking up in astronomy.

At the risk of being abrasive, shouldn't you be sanding?
No sanding - I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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Old 11.08.2016, 19:46
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One of us needs to stop this. I'll let you have the terminal
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