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Old 05.09.2016, 11:52
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Old 06.09.2016, 13:24
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

There's an inflatable boy who went to an inflatable school, where all the teachers were inflatable, all the students were inflatable, all the buildings were inflatable.

Then one day the boy gets into trouble for bringing a pin to school, and the headmaster says,

"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down."
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Old 06.09.2016, 13:34
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There's an inflatable boy who went to an inflatable school, where all the teachers were inflatable, all the students were inflatable, all the buildings were inflatable.

Then one day the boy gets into trouble for bringing a pin to school, and the headmaster says,

"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down."
You mean to say he was busted for taking a pin to school?
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Old 06.09.2016, 13:38
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Old 06.09.2016, 13:41
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Not busted, flattened
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Old 06.09.2016, 13:46
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Well I ain't telling no jokes about floors either. That would be beneath me. *runs*
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines everywhere!
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Old 06.09.2016, 21:30
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Old 14.09.2016, 23:05
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My racing snail is not winning races anymore. I decided to take his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work.
If anything its made him more sluggish.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Subject: FACEBOOK FOR THE SENIOR GENERATION

For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.
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Old 21.09.2016, 02:41
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Subject: FACEBOOK FOR THE SENIOR GENERATION

For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.
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Old 21.09.2016, 10:59
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