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What you always wanted to know... the End is near.

And you'd have thought the EF had the monopoly on trolling loonies.


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Humanity Is Under
Occult Attack
By Henry Makow PhD
3-9-8

As you know, the elite attaches great importance to providing us with an external enemy: Huns, Nazis, Communists, Muslim Terrorists etc. It also creates internal enemies by dividing us on race, sex and class etc.

Thus it diverts attention from itself, the real enemy, organized in Freemasonry, an international satanic cult which controls our political, cultural and economic life with magical skill. (See also my "How They Control the World")

Their smug victory symbols are everywhere: on the US Great Seal and on the logos of countless corporations, the UN and even the city where I live, Winnipeg.

All politicians who stand a chance are Masons including Bush, Obama, Clinton and McCain. They don't even pretend to pose serious opposition. Bush has doubled the national debt and cut the value of the US dollar in half but do you hear him criticized for this?

On the international front, Bush and Ahmadinejad, Sarkozy, Merkel and Putin are all members of the this club despite their pretend disputes. They work for the international banking cartel, aided by a small army of dupes who may or may not be Masons but have a keen sense of how to keep their high paying jobs.

World government, "the New World Order" is the goal of Freemasonry. It will be achieved by a "dialectical process" of phoney wars and false flag operations, social engineering, propaganda, slander and coercion.

According to Jyri Lina's book /"Architects of Deception,"/ Freemasonry is Judaism for gentiles. It is based on the cabala and is "the executive political organ of the Jewish financial elite." (81-83) (His conclusions are based on the archives of Grand Orient Freemasonry captured by the Nazis during World War Two.)

Masonic Jews run it. Apparently, Jews belong to all lodges but non- Jews can't belong to Jewish ones. These comprise the Executive Branch.

We are witnessing the culmination of a millennium-long crusade by certain Pharisaic Jews and their allies to overthrow Christian civilization and establish a primitive tyranny outlined in detail in "The Protocols of Zion."

EXTENSION OF FINANCIAL MONOPOLY

Juri Lina cites Professor Valeri Yemelyanov who told a Soviet Communist Party Congress in 1979: "the Jewish Freemason pyramid controls 80% of the economy of the capitalist countries and 90-95 per cent of the information media." (163) (See also my "The Imperialism of Jewish Capital")

In 1938, an insider Christian Rakovsky described the situation as follows:

"In Moscow there is Communism: in New York capitalism. It is all the same as thesis and antithesis. Analyze both. Moscow is subjective Communism but [objectively] State capitalism. New York: Capitalism subjective, but Communism objective. A personal synthesis, truth: the Financial International, the Capitalist Communist one. 'They.' " http://www.savethemales.ca/000280.html

"They" are the Illuminati, the top rung of Freemasonry

The Masonic New World Order represents the translation of this economic monopoly into absolute political, social and cultural monopoly. This is the real meaning of Communism.

On 19th Nov 1937 the influential Fabian Nicholas Murray Butler addressed a banquet in London with the words, "Communism is the instrument with which the financial world can topple national governments and then erect a world government with a world police and world money."

Rakovsky says the purpose of Freemasonry is to bring about Communism. Communism (i.e. the NWO) involves the destruction of the four pillars of human identity: race, religion, nation and family. This is the real meaning of "diversity," "multiculturalism," "feminism," porn, "sexual liberation" and "gay rights."


WHAT DOES THE OVERTHROW OF CHRISTIAN CIVILIZATION MEAN?

The overthrow of Christian civilization means the end of mankind's spiritual evolution and a gradual decline into an increasingly mean, pornographic, oppressive and violent world.

Christianity holds that human beings are made in the image of God ( i.e. have a divine soul) and constitute one family. Through self discipline and faith, we have the potential to evolve morally into better creatures living in a happier more harmonious society. God is Love and Love is the principle of human development. God is a real moral dimension (truth, love, justice, beauty and justice.) The dire consequences of ignoring ultimate Reality should be apparent.

The Masonic financial elite cannot allow man's spiritual evolution and therefore must transfer our loyalty from God to the rebel angel Lucifer, who is really their alter ego. So they teach that there is no such thing as God or absolute morality or truth. They arrest our personal development by promoting porn and promiscuity which undermines marriage and family.

Let's be very clear. We are under occult attack. They are changing human nature, turning us into desperate, isolated, selfish and demonic creatures. They do this by destroying homogeneous nations with multiculturalism and invasion-by-migration. They are destroying families by brainwashing women to seek careers instead of families.

You can identify their agents as people who want "to change the world." They are making it worse. "Progressive" is defined by the Masonic agenda of world domination. They don't realize that social programs are bribes to put their agents in power. Fed a diet of lies, trivia, sex and dysfunction, we are to be producers and consumers, debtors and drones-- not human beings.

The pagan Masonic spell is cast with an amazing consistency and conformity through the mass media and education. For example lately you cannot escape images of powerful women in male roles and exhortations to women in traditional societies to seek money and power.

In 1909, Paul Copin-Albancelli wrote: "Masons repeat what they have heard by the preachers of the Occult Powers: the journalist ..the publisher..the pornographer...the professor...The state of mind created and filled in the lodges..is the profane medium met everywhere, and the mind is altered by it. And as Freemasons perform this duty as propagandists without revealing themselves as Masons, the activity which they exert is not recognized as Masonic." ("The Jewish Conspiracy Against the Christian World" pp.173-174)


DISCERNMENT

Freemasonry shows a false face to the world. Lina writes that Freemasonry "is closely associated with socialism and communism, as well as with organized crime. The primary task of freemasonry is to combat knowledge of the real world and to ignore the facts from true history." (281)

Exoteric Freemasonry is for the rubes. It is about charity and "making good men better" etc. The real Freemasonry, the esoteric or occult known to adepts, is about fomenting revolution to conquer the world for the Luciferian central bankers.

Thus, we always must discern between the formal and the informal, the subjective and the objective.

Formally, we live in a free society. Informally our "leaders" are dupes or traitors dedicated to our ultimate enslavement.

Formally, we have a free press and education system. Informally, only those views that correspond to the occult (Masonic, "enlightenment") agenda are heard.

Formally, art and entertainment are free expressions. Informally, with a few exceptions, only entertainment that advances the occult program will be encouraged. Countless movies fall in the category of predictive programming- teaching people to expect satanic scenarios and horrifying catastrophes.

Formally, Muslim terrorists flew planes into the symbols of American freedom and prosperity on Sept. 11, causing them to collapse killing over 3000 people. Informally the instruments of the Masonic financial elite-intelligence agencies, secret societies, the Bush Administration-- perpetrated this heinous crime to justify gutting civil rights and starting a gratuitous war and $5 trillion boondoggle.

Formally, elections express the peoples' will and desire for change. Informally, elections are required to maintain the illusion of freedom and secure the taxes and bodies needed for endless wars.

Formally, they believe in our country. Informally, they are doing everything they can to undermine it so the population will accept world government.

Formally, they are Christians. George Bush is a Christian. Informally, Luciferianism (Freemasonry, Cabalist Judaism, secularism) is the religion of the post-Enlightenment West. George Bush is a Satanist who proudly uses the horned goat symbol.

Dupes are the overpaid people who maintain the "formal" and hoodwink the masses. This includes most successful people in media, education and culture.

CONCLUSION

The most revealing book on our predicament is Jyri Lina's "Architects of Deception." I reviewed it once but I must commend it to you again. Here's another example of the revelations it contains:

Most of George Washington's generals and the signatories of the Declaration of Independence were Masons. The values of the Declaration are valid but they fall under the category of the "formal." Informally, Lina says: "The Freemasons created the United States of America as an effective base for their world-encompassing activities and to attain their utmost aim-world supremacy."

Our lives are built on a monstrous fraud. Our leaders are chosen by their willingness to betray us for fame and fortune. Humanity has passed under an occult spell. Our only hope is for the "formal" to trump the "informal," and for the dupes to wake up and realize that no one will thrive in the encroaching Dark Age.
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Needs Armageddon
By Benjamin Fulford
Former Asia-Pacific Bureau Chief
Forbes Magazine
3-10-8

The Western world is suffering from an ancient illness that can only be cured with Armageddon therapy. Christianity and Judaism represent a schism between the Greco-Roman civilizations and the Sumerian-Egyptian civilizations. This schism has resulted in a society with a split personality. On the surface Greco-Roman values such as Democracy and the rule of law predominate. Under the surface ancient Sumerian-Egyptian derived secret societies manipulate the masses for the benefit of a hidden elite. To heal the split personality disorder and to cure the West's obsession with end times, we need to fulfill Judeo-Christian biblical prophesy. We have the technology to do this now. For the sake of the planet it must be done.

Let us start by analyzing the origins of the West's mental illness. For over 3,000 years, Sumerian/Egyptian civilization had evolved a system of government that involved having people believe in an all powerful God while at the same time a man with God-like powers sat on a throne. The God-king had at his service priests, financiers and warriors who controlled the masses on his behalf. They had deep and esoteric knowledge of how to manipulate society using a combination of religion, financial incentives and violence. When their rule was secure, the existence of a king as an intermediary between God and the people was not kept secret. His rule was absolute and not to be questioned. His symbol was an eye at the top of a pyramid. Jesus Christ was a rebel in their midst who called for greater help for the poor and more equality among humans.
The Greco-Roman civilization evolved a slightly different system of government. Open debate between elite members of society formed the basis of government. It also used laws and precedents as a basis for arbitrating social disputes. Later it adopted a non-hereditary form of dictatorship.

When the Roman empire conquered the ancient Sumerian kingdom that had Jerusalem as its capital, a 3,000 year old social system was violently attacked and its elite rulers slaughtered and scattered. They then stole many of their ideas and created a new system, incorporating the philosophy of Christ and Greco-Roman religious beliefs. That new pyramid became the Roman Catholic Church. The new "Christian" system belittled and insulted the creators of the original pyramid system.

The ancient Sumerian system of government with the knowledge of their elite class was forced, due to intensive persecution, to become a secret society. We know of them today as the Freemasons or the pyramid with the eye on top. The goal of this secret society was to get revenge against the Romans and restore the rightful rule of the ancient line of Sumerian kings.

The Sumerian sect was able to survive and thrive in central Asia and create a kingdom. When that kingdom was overthrown by the Mongols and the Russians, the elite fled to Europe and once again operated as a secret society. This time they wanted revenge against the Russians, the Mongols and the Romans as they worked towards the goal of ruling all of humanity.

The Sumerian ruling class was able, in Europe, to trigger a "protestant" revolt against papal rule. This led to the rise of two competing power pyramids in Europe. In the Catholic countries the pyramid was visible and the pope was its eye. In the Protestant countries only a tiny elite was ever aware of the existence of a Sumerian or Babylonian power pyramid and the presence of a would-be God king in their midst. The secret Sumerian ruling class of intermarried aristocrats and plutocrats had, for safety reasons, to keep their presence hidden from the majority who believe they have a Democratic law-abiding government.

This dual nature of Western society, the public and the "occult" has degenerated to the point where it threatens the safety of the entire planet. The Sumerian self-styled God kings, bent on imposing their highly-centralized system of government on the planet, have been continually manipulating the peace-loving majority into war after war.
Weapons technology has become too fearsome, however, for war to continue to be a way to continue "diplomacy by other means." Furthermore, the rise of the internet and the collective conscious it represents, means that the occult part of the Western world can no longer manipulate people with 911-type events.

So, what needs to be done is to come up with a solution that satisfies both the hidden and open strata of the West. That solution is Armageddon.

Here is a suggested way of carrying out that Armageddon in a way that satisfies both Jewish and Christian millennial prophesies.

First of all the Western secret governments (I believe they have split into two factions) need to prepare the biggest inside job in history. With the cooperation of the aware portion of humanity, they will create a huge, fake world-wide disaster. Television news programs will broadcast scenes of famine, plague and global total warfare involving all forms of weapons of mass destruction. There will be earthquakes, plagues of locusts and as much else as can be predicted. Hopefully the armies of Europe, China, Russia and India etc. could be asked to cooperate to make the show as real as possible. The event must be so terrifying that humans will never wish to wage war again.

The role of the anti-Christ can be played by a devil worshipping secret society. The Messiah can be played by the collective human mind that found expression in the internet. At the end the devil worshippers will repent and "convert" and be forgiven.

Humanity can then have a party to end all parties and inaugurate a "New Age."

To fulfill Christian prophesy, all humans who wish it must be given DNA therapy to assure the close equivalent of immortality. People will also be given the choice to enhance their intelligence and other abilities through gene therapy.

The Western elite can then become the chosen people because it is a fairly safe bet that intelligence genes carried by families like the Rothschilds and the Einsteins will become prized. Most people will choose to have the intelligence genes of the families that ruled the West for so long and helped make it strong.

The release of suppressed technology, most importantly the suppressed energy technology, would lead to an exponential economic expansion that would allow this planet to easily support 20 billion people (although the population is expected to reach a plateau of 8 billion). The new technology would also allow a systematic colonization of space.
The Jews can then finally celebrate their freedom from "Babylonian" captivity and rebuild their temple (but not over the remains of the old one). The Catholic church, I am sure, can then be convinced to hand over any relics they may have in their possession (including, it is rumored, the original Menorah) of the original temple.

The Sumerian ruling elite will no longer have to hide but can operate in the open, using the internet and their powers of persuasion to get a large global following for their God king.

Once all this is accomplished the West will finally be cured of its split-personality disorder. It will no longer harbor a hidden agenda of world-conquest. The result will be a permanent end to warfare. World wars can be replaced by a world court and special competitive campaigns. The first one could be an intensive 3-year effort to remove disease, poverty and environmental destruction.

After that humanity could have, as a basic purpose, the job of combining energy with carbon to create life, lots and lots of varied and beautiful life.

The current UN Security Council can be replaced by a group of seven sages. China, India, Japan and Asean, Europe, Africa, the Muslim world and the Americas could each select one of the sages. Decision making would be by simple majority and a veto would only apply to the region the sage represents.

All that it would take for this to happen is a psychological cure for the Western world. Armageddon therapy to unify the Sumerian and Greco-Roman traditions is just the right sort of cure.

Benjamin Fulford
benjaminfulford@hotmail.com
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Re: What you always wanted to know... the End is near.

that's too long to read...or I am too lazy to read it..take you pick.

Either way is there a brief summary?
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Where did that come from? Some people have too much time on their hands, they should be forced to weave baskets
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Re: What you always wanted to know... the End is near.

You need to sort the wheat from the chaff. The first author is clearly an anti-semitic raving looney however i think he does make some valid points.

1) Terrorism is largely a diversion
2) Civil liberties are on the decline
3) Family values and the family structure are being undermined at every turn
4) The media/big business/government are largely in cahoots
5) There is a general dumbing down of society

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You need to sort the wheat from the chaff. The first author is clearly an anti-semitic raving looney however i think he does make some valid points.

1) Terrorism is largely a diversion
2) Civil liberties are on the decline
3) Family values and the family structure are being undermined at every turn
4) The media/big business/government are largely in cahoots
5) There is a general dumbing down of society

etc..
So, business as usual then?
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Well put I thought.

Almost lost the will to live though, somewhere around half way through the second essay.
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Exactly. The only question is whether this is a concerted effort by a shadowy cabal of bankers, industrialists and world leaders.... or just a natural evolution of our Western civilisation.
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Exactly. The only question is whether this is a concerted effort by a shadowy cabal of bankers, industrialists and world leaders.... or just a natural evolution of our Western civilisation.
Evolution is a myth.

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