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Love Doctor, from the levels of sexual frustration you frequently display, I can only assume you are long-term single, or long-term married.

Rub it in why don't ya?
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Old 17.10.2014, 18:22
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@softbedplease: yours amigo
So I've just been sent back over the Rostigrauben, was looking forward to the weekend in Zurich.
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Old 17.10.2014, 18:23
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Love Doctor, from the levels of sexual frustration you frequently display, I can only assume you are long-term single, or long-term married.
Bingo, me thinks
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Old 17.10.2014, 18:24
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Rub it in why don't ya?
Depends on what runningdeer prefers - oil, lotion .....
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Old 17.10.2014, 18:26
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So I've just been sent back over the Rostigrauben, was looking forward to the weekend in Zurich.
Just trying to make it not look too obvious

I've already been accused of being sexually frustrated... and that's not all, apparently I might be long term married!
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Depends on what runningdeer prefers - oil, lotion .....
I was thinking of improving certain parts of my schweitzerdeutsch vocabulary this weekend,....but oh well Oil, lotion, nah, lubricated enough as it is
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I was thinking of improving certain parts of my schweitzerdeutsch vocabulary this weekend,....but oh well Oil, lotion, nah, lubricated enough as it is
Well, I could use some help with my French
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Well, I could use some help with my French
You know runningdeer is a dude right?
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Well, I could use some help with my French
And I could perhaps provide...tu preferes quelle position
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You know runningdeer is a dude right?
Eh, it's either learn French there or from a robot.


Anyway, is this a weekly running joke?
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I've already been accused of being sexually frustrated... apparently I might be long term married!
With a combination of those two you really need to see a Love Doctor for treatment
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You know runningdeer is a dude right?
the name's runningdeer not runningstag
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Eh, it's either learn French there or from a robot.
Asl please
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Anyway, is this a weekly running joke?
No mate, we both just stumbled on a deer ready for mating... It's game season after all

I was only trying to lighten the mood today with all the serious topics being discussed, thought I could let off some steam
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Re: Friday Thread To Lighten up The Mood

If mozart agrees I would like to rename the music to "Big night with music "


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Re: Friday Thread To Lighten up The Mood

Here's one for the ladies...

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Here's one for the ladies...
That's insane! ha ha
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No mate, we both just stumbled on a deer ready for mating... It's game season after all
Yep, up and ready for mating via the EF...I just don't want to end up on the la chasse dinnertable please.

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I was only trying to lighten the mood today with all the serious topics being discussed, thought I could let off some steam
And relieve your sexual frustrations as well
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And relieve your sexual frustrations as well
Doesn't even touch the sides... so to speak
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Old 17.10.2014, 19:15
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Doesn't even touch the sides... so to speak
Ouch, you need some serious love therapy me thinks....
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