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Old 12.12.2014, 12:55
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I'm sweating like...

In honour of dodgyken's visually descriptive thread

I'm sweating like...

a whore in church
a dyslexic on Countdown
a paedo in a playground
a fat man at a buffet
Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah
a Muslim at passport control
Vanessa Feltz on a treadmill
Michael Barrymore at a pool party
a Geordie in a job centre
a dog outside a Chinese restaurant
a Scouser watching Crimewatch
a Priest Watching CBBC
a Necrophiliac at a funeral
a Scotsman at a charity fund raiser
a Brazilian on a tube train
Gary Glitter's travel agent
an African child whose village is being visited by Madonna
a Scouser at a job interview
Joseph Fritzl at a family reunion
a Canadian near a seal
a Christian missionary in Islamabad
a nun in a cucumber field
Josef Fritzl on MTV Cribs

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Old 12.12.2014, 12:59
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a pedant on an internet forum
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Old 12.12.2014, 13:02
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a homeopathist in a swimming pool
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Hatters in jewelry shop
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Michael jackson in a playground
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LiB on a tram (without a ticket)
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Old 12.12.2014, 13:50
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Cyril Smith in an orphanage
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Old 12.12.2014, 13:53
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Re: I'm sweating like...

I guess the guy who invented the word sweater was some idiot wearing a thick long-sleeve shirt in the the middle of a hot summer.
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An Englishman in a nude sauna.
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Old 12.12.2014, 14:17
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EF's owners at an EF drinks evening
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Old 12.12.2014, 14:54
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a menopausal nun.

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Old 12.12.2014, 15:04
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A German telling a joke
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A Swiss being hugged
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A coprolaliac with a faulty keyboard.
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I'm sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market
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Old 12.12.2014, 17:04
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I'm sweating like Jimmy Savile in a morgue

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Old 12.12.2014, 17:28
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I'm sweating like a leper playing poker.
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Old 12.12.2014, 18:52
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a gypsy with a mortgage
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A Swede without a birch twig in a sauna
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like an Aussie that can't speak German:
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