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Old 03.01.2015, 14:43
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I was going to make an appointment to see a proctologist

But frankly, I can't be arsed.
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Old 03.01.2015, 17:49
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Re: I was going to make an appointment to see a proctologist

The guy has a bum job anyway, even without your custom.
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Old 03.01.2015, 19:43
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Re: I was going to make an appointment to see a proctologist

Wait until your horoscope tells you that it's time for a full moon with an index in Uranus.
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Old 03.01.2015, 19:45
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Re: I was going to make an appointment to see a proctologist

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But frankly, I can't be arsed.
You probably wouldn't get an appointment, anyway - as they have piles of work.
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Re: I was going to make an appointment to see a proctologist

Just make sure he doesnt have 2 hands on your shoulders during the exam
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Old 03.01.2015, 21:01
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Re: I was going to make an appointment to see a proctologist

I don't get it.

I always enjoy my trips to the proctologist.
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Old 03.01.2015, 21:02
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Re: I was going to make an appointment to see a proctologist

I had to sack mine.

Sticky fingers.
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Old 03.01.2015, 22:26
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Re: I was going to make an appointment to see a proctologist

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I don't get it.

I always enjoy my trips to the proctologist.
Maybe you're thinking of a necrologist ? But some people would find that deadly dull.
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