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Old 01.09.2015, 11:20
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

<Yawn> why do people feel the need to air their dirty washing in public?

Did she even stop to consider the harm this would do to her kids? or was she more concerned with gathering the maximum number of 'Likes'
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Old 01.09.2015, 11:38
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

In term of an image, this is bad for her, for the man, for the other woman, and for all what matters.. its bad for children. In the end, its all about her and her feelings alone. Sigh... such egoistic woman and an attention seeker.
I feel sorry for the kids!
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Old 01.09.2015, 11:39
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

It's probably just BS.

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Old 01.09.2015, 12:29
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

Is the lover <15yo???

After all does anyone over that age actually give love bites??
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Old 01.09.2015, 12:34
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

This stuff is so overdone now... and so often fake.
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Old 01.09.2015, 12:41
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

I call fake too. And what the hell is a "tweaker's" house anyway?
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Old 01.09.2015, 13:27
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

Someone lied on the Internet?

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And what the hell is a "tweaker's" house anyway?
I think it's some sort of bird watching club. They're a bit like train spotters. With binoculars.
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

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After all does anyone over that age [15] actually give love bites??
Maybe he had the "black and blue" type of love bites.
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Old 01.09.2015, 14:39
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

missed the end:

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Old 01.09.2015, 14:43
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Someone lied on the Internet?

I think it's some sort of bird watching club. They're a bit like train spotters. With binoculars.
Aren't they called "twitchers"?
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Old 01.09.2015, 14:44
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Someone lied on the Internet?

I think it's some sort of bird watching club. They're a bit like train spotters. With binoculars.
Maybe you are thinking of Twitters, they are the bird watchers.

She probably means a drug abuser of methamphetamine, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tweaker

My UK-Italian friend is a bird watcher, and in her village she repeatedly mentioned (in Italian) that she likes birds. Apparently everyone was giggling away, as in Italian "the bird" has the same slang meaning as in the German verb "Vögeln" (Slang: to make love....)
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Old 01.09.2015, 14:48
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

Thank you, Sbrinz, for saving me the bother of having to log into Facebook after looking at EF.
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

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Aren't they called "twitchers"?
They are guys who don't get it enough

The (fictitious) rant does sound like it is written by a "3rd Tuesday of every month, with the lights off, on a towel to avoid mess on the sheets, with you on top, make it quick - and the rest of the time you can do yourself in the bathroom just don't make a mess" type of woman.

It is little wonder he needed his twitch tweaked
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Aren't they called "twitchers"?
Apparently they are called twitchers only if they watch the birds, not if they also touched them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdwatching - it also covers twitching.
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Re: Wife's reply to lover, after she sees husband's love bites

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in Italian "the bird" has the same slang meaning as in the German verb "Vögeln" (Slang: to make love....)
No, it doesn't.

It's actually slang for 'penis'.

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Thank you, Sbrinz, for saving me the bother of having to log into Facebook after looking at EF.
I also saved you the pain of reading about it in The Blick am Abend newspaper!

To be fair, I put this in "Off Topic" and a nameless Mod moved it to "Jokes" - which I don't agree with, as it isn't particularly funny. It is however another social sign of our times: washing one's dirty laundry in public!
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Old 01.09.2015, 14:56
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No, it doesn't.

It's actually slang for 'penis'.

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Thank you very much! So she didn't say "I like to f**k" she said "I like penises"
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I call fake too. And what the hell is a "tweaker's" house anyway?
is that like a miley cyrus fan club place?

yes, i know it is twerk
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