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Help this poor girl

It's not Friday, but whateva'.

Has anyone been in Mooloolaba recently?





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My name is Natalie and Im trying to find a guy I met in Mooloolaba. We had a lovely night, met him in O’malleys then went to Wharf Tavern. He is about 6ft tall he was tanned and had blue eyes with blond hair. I really need to find him, I came back from France to find him as am pregnant and really want to meet him again. If he doesn’t want to know then thats ok but I really want to try and find him. I lost my phone with his details and had to fly the next day back home so couldn’t do anything......please, please help me xx
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Old 01.09.2015, 21:50
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No but I could bleach my hair!
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Old 01.09.2015, 22:18
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Gee, I slept around, didn't take precautions and now I need to find the guy to be able to make him pay maintence for his kid.
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Old 01.09.2015, 22:24
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Gee, I slept around, didn't take precautions and now I need to find the guy to be able to make him pay maintence for his kid.


Not to mention failing to backup your data in the cloud...
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Old 01.09.2015, 22:27
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Gee, I slept around, didn't take precautions and now I need to find the guy to be able to make him pay maintence for his kid.
You too?

Gosh, everyone's at it these days...
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Oh, and he did not 'slept around', 'took precautions' etc.?
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Old 01.09.2015, 22:42
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Oh, and he did not 'slept around', 'took precautions' etc.?
Course not! Guys never have to do these things. It's always down to the female of the species.
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No but I could bleach my hair!
Naughty, naughty boy!
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Hehehehe yesssss, so that's why no tears please when yours missuses ,cheat a little, then divorce you then hire a 'shark' then get 70% , etc,etc
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Old 01.09.2015, 23:29
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Not even a first name? True love then.
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Has she checked Ashley Maddison?
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Old 02.09.2015, 09:27
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Re: Help this poor girl

FFS - it is a hoax/advert! It even says it in the top left corner of the video!

Greenmount - do you believe everything you see on the internet!?!
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Old 02.09.2015, 09:33
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FFS - it is a hoax/advert! It even says it in the top left corner of the video!

Greenmount - do you believe everything you see on the internet!?!
You ask that of an EF member?
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Old 02.09.2015, 09:35
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Re: Help this poor girl

and it was all a marketing ploy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ther-fake.html
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Old 08.09.2015, 22:46
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this one is way better
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Old 08.09.2015, 23:41
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Re: Help this poor girl

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FFS - it is a hoax/advert! It even says it in the top left corner of the video!

Greenmount - do you believe everything you see on the internet!?!
I posted it on Jokes/funnies....and introduced it as a "Friday thread".

What da' ya' think mate?

Now, as I know for sure I don't lack humour...it must be you.
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