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Old 08.09.2015, 11:44
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driver joke

This one might
make you laugh???!!!!


Study
the picture first and then read the story.

https://www.google.ch/search?hl=en&s...Ci9--12qAcM%3A

This
actually happened to an Englishman in France who was totally
drunk.
A
French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been
drinking.
With
great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all
day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank
champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single
malts scotches thereafter.
Quite
upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the
Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally
sloshed.
He
asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be
arrested.
The
Englishman answers with a bit of humour,
"No
sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that
this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . . . on the other
side?"

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Re: driver joke

Hmm...*Trying hard to study the picture*
First question.. where is it?
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Old 08.09.2015, 11:55
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Hmm...*Trying hard to study the picture*
First question.. where is it?
Back when this one first came out you couldn't load pictures on the internet.
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Old 08.09.2015, 12:00
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Re: driver joke

Isn't the real joke that there are actual living people out there still using Yahoo Mail?
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Isn't the real joke that there are actual living people out there still using Yahoo Mail?
Some of my friends do not own a computer, and one has no handy! All are ex Billag employees... you will be old one day!

(For those that need a picture, I added a link, Gendarme +Alcohol +Testing)
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Old 08.09.2015, 12:13
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Isn't the real joke that there are actual living people out there still using Yahoo Mail?
I'm a living example of it yahoo!!!
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Well I thought it was funny.
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Re: driver joke

I recently read a story about another funny incident between the Highway Patrol and a drunk driver It supposably was as followed:

In most of the Canadian Provinces there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop in the single digits or below.

One morning in March 2004 about 3AM, RCMP Constable Bill Wisen was awakened to respond to such a call of a car off the shoulder on the Trans Canada Highway outside of Medicine Hat, Alberta. Constable Wisen located the car still running, stuck in deep snow alongside the highway.

Pulling in behind it with his emergency lights on, Constable Wisen walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel and a near empty bottle of vodka in the seat. He tapped on the window and the driver woke up, seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror and the RCMP Constable standing next to his car, the man panicked, and he jerked the gearshift into drive and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 then 50 KPH, but it was still stuck in the snow.

Constable Wisen, having a sense of humour, began running in place next to the speeding but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked thinking the officer is actually keeping up with him. This went on for about 20 seconds when Constable Wisen yelled at the man ordering him to "pull over". This man obeyed and turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Once out of the car the drunken driver asked about the RCMPs' special training and just how can the Constable run 50 KPH. The man, Mr. Robert Duport of Medicine Hat, was arrested still believing that an RCMP Constable had outrun his car.
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Isn't the real joke that there are actual living people out there still using Yahoo Mail?
Gosh.. I have 3 email addresses on Y!
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