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Old 10.06.2008, 10:02
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Newspaper Cuttings
Weird stuff found in newspapers,

a couple of my favourites



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Old 10.06.2008, 17:26
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More clippings

http://humor.beecy.net/misc/jobad/index.aspx?n=0

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Old 10.06.2008, 17:29
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Classic!

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Old 10.06.2008, 17:51
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Nope, we ain't prejudiced!

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Old 10.06.2008, 17:55
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Hmm, not sure if this shouldn't go into the "Swiss Mullet" thread

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Last chance!

Going!

Going!

...

Gone!



"Seller very motivated. This one won't last long!"
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Old 10.06.2008, 18:09
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I can't wait for the marriage pics

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Old 10.06.2008, 18:12
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*wipes coffee off screen*

Look! We said sorry!

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"I can recommend the Château Minou '92..."

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Old 10.06.2008, 18:27
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*left speechless*

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Old 10.06.2008, 18:33
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"I'll be back!"

(and have a look at the one below)

Jeez, they call the cops for n'importe quoi!

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ROFLMAO!

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Old 10.06.2008, 18:47
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Aaaw, poor guy!

But I bet it was worth every second!

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Old 10.06.2008, 19:13
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Practice your German:
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