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Old 11.09.2008, 15:34
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Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch can hardly look from wincing - stupid child
I share your pain. I wanted to give thanks to vwild for the clip, but I can't really thank for someone else's suffering - and having watched the film, I can't sit properly on my chair any more. I'm writhing and shuffling and trying not to let the image replay in my head. I can't "Unsee" it. I wan't to go back in time to the point before I looked at it - then take the red pill - or whatver.

Pole dancers falling on their head is on thing, but this - ouch, it looked bad.
Ok. Boy hit by bus = big pain too, but there are darwin awards for those people.
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Old 11.09.2008, 15:58
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She probably started smoking again.
Nah, if i had started smoking, i would be in a chat room where i could use voice chat, instead of bothering with the keys... I would need one had for the cig.
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Old 11.09.2008, 16:14
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I share your pain. I wanted to give thanks to vwild for the clip, but I can't really thank for someone else's suffering - and having watched the film, I can't sit properly on my chair any more. I'm writhing and shuffling and trying not to let the image replay in my head. I can't "Unsee" it. I wan't to go back in time to the point before I looked at it - then take the red pill - or whatver.

Pole dancers falling on their head is on thing, but this - ouch, it looked bad.
Ok. Boy hit by bus = big pain too, but there are darwin awards for those people.
Well, police say "he realised his stupidity" so he can't have been so seriously injured - some might say it knocked some sense into him.

Lucky escape which he can replay to his Grand-kids in years to come who will undoubtably label him as Grandpa Fail...
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Old 11.09.2008, 16:22
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Lucky escape which he can replay to his Grand-kids in years to come who will undoubtably label him as Grandpa Fail...
It is unlikely this young boy will have grandchildren after that accident.
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Old 11.09.2008, 16:41
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High jump fail

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/oth...Athletics.html
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Old 11.09.2008, 17:14
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Re: FAIL of the day

Your repost is a FAIL.

Heather was a bit faster (03.09.2008, 16:41).
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Old 11.09.2008, 17:22
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Your repost is a FAIL.

Heather was a bit faster (03.09.2008, 16:41).
I see the beers last night didn't work, TC...

Barbra.
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Old 11.09.2008, 17:31
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I see the beers last night didn't work, TC...

Barbra.
Nah, just some redirected aggression.
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Old 11.09.2008, 17:52
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Nah, if i had started smoking, i would be in a chat room where i could use voice chat, instead of bothering with the keys... I would need one had for the cig.
ahhh ... ambidextrous fail ...
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Old 11.09.2008, 18:38
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Old 11.09.2008, 18:42
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Olālā

(like your new Avatar Swissotter )
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Old 11.09.2008, 18:43
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ahhh ... ambidextrous fail ...
that too, but no, i need both hands to type and i always hated just holding a cig in the lips... the smoke always got in my eyes and made them water.
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Old 11.09.2008, 18:46
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Yer get that with fags, don't yer. I call it me Dot Cotton.
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Old 11.09.2008, 18:48
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Olālā

(like your new Avatar Swissotter )
Ms Swissotter's new avatar leads one to think she has indulged profusely in one of Switzerland's inventions.
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Yer get that with fags, don't yer. I call it me Dot Cotton.
the only word I understand is "fags", what kind of English is Oldhand speaking???
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Ms Swissotter's new avatar leads one to think she has indulged profusely in one of Switzerland's inventions.
Maybe there was something a bit strange in that cake last night (???)
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Old 11.09.2008, 19:12
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Maybe there was something a bit strange in that cake last night (???)
cake? sada, i told you the restraining order was 50 m away......

rusty, the "luxemburgli" are always excellent....
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Old 11.09.2008, 19:16
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rusty, the "luxemburgli" are always excellent....
Especially those with the red powder on top.
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Old 13.09.2008, 16:49
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Apparently in addition to seat belts and air bags, floatation devices and underwater breathing apparatuses will be federally required safety features on all new vehicles sold in the United States next year.
Seems the problem arises from a misunderstanding of the term to car pool.
















http://www.wesh.com/cnn-news/17459691/detail.html

(there's a video you need to watch as well on that link)
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Old 16.09.2008, 13:56
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