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Old 16.09.2008, 16:00
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Going to all the trouble of getting your girl friend's likeness tattooed on your arm only to be kicked out of the house because of it...
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Old 16.09.2008, 16:06
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First.....Then......Next?

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Old 17.09.2008, 18:50
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Old 17.09.2008, 19:19
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Old 18.09.2008, 00:09
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Old 18.09.2008, 13:59
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Re: FAIL of the day

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/s...re/7621888.stm

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A woman returned from her holiday to discover her new home had been gutted by contractors due to a council error.
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Old 18.09.2008, 21:20
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Your husband's testicles + Rubber bands + time = Fail

somehow doubt it's a true story though.... still good enough to warrant a thought... ouch!
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Old 19.09.2008, 11:59
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Expensive FAIL

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Just as the rest of the financial community was scrambling to get its money out, a state-owned German lender gave Lehman Brothers what might be called a parting shot in the arm, transferring €300 million to the investment bank on the same day it declared insolvency.
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Old 19.09.2008, 12:01
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Past Advertising Win/Present Fail

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Old 19.09.2008, 12:57
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You've solved the reason I don't feel over -smoked. I do smoke Marlboro. thanks Cyrus.
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Old 19.09.2008, 16:31
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Old 19.09.2008, 19:57
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D'oh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vE9Zq7Gs-U
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Old 20.09.2008, 09:47
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Old 22.09.2008, 19:38
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Old 22.09.2008, 20:05
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ironically the turd he stepped in has more talent than he... what a waste.


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Old 22.09.2008, 21:54
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This was taken at the real Kwik-E-Mart, as the Simpson connaisseur knows.
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Old 24.09.2008, 15:15
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Old 24.09.2008, 21:33
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after 5 years i finally found a swiss FAIL! at the zurich migrationsamt
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Old 24.09.2008, 22:10
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They must have heard about Oldhand's plans for a fish and chip supper...
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Old 25.09.2008, 09:51
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Man charged with battery after passing gas

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SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.–A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.
As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.
Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.
He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.
Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.
"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."
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