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Old 21.11.2008, 20:17
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What a lovely old Lady
The driver appeared to be showing great restraint. I think many drivers would have got out & been shouting at least.
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Old 21.11.2008, 20:32
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Re: FAIL of the day

This scene is just too funny
The old Lady seems to have fallen asleep while standing there waiting to cross the street.
Then the airbag popped out from the quite strong bang the woman gave to the car with her bag...



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The driver appeared to be showing great restraint. I think many drivers would have got out & been shouting at least.

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Old 21.11.2008, 20:57
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The driver appeared to be showing great restraint. I think many drivers would have got out & been shouting at least.
The guy appears to be getting out of the car at the end of the clip. I'd say he is about to give the old lady a talking to.
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Old 29.11.2008, 22:19
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Old 01.12.2008, 00:28
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Re: FAIL of the day

Women fakes injury during a court case - I am guessing she didnt realise that it was being filmed.

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Snow driving fail

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Old 12.02.2009, 10:32
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Brilliant. I get less bumps than that playing pinball
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Re: FAIL of the day

It isn't really a fail or is it, to see Oma dancing like that in the street ?!!

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Old 15.02.2009, 19:58
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It isn't really a fail or is it, to see Oma dancing like that in the street ?!!

It would definitely be a fail if the soundtrack was added afterwards
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Old 15.02.2009, 21:45
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Re: FAIL of the day

I think it's great! Shows your sense of rhythm stays long after your limbs are arthritic. Sada if you were ever in the North of England in a social club you'd see elderly ladies giving it welly on a Saturday night, even if it meant they hurt for a few days after wards.
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Old 19.02.2009, 10:01
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after 2 mths i finally got this (its like that scene in mallrats, "i don't see the sailboat!!!")
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after 2 mths i finally got this (its like that scene in mallrats, "i don't see the sailboat!!!")
Maybe that is because there is no bucket in the scenes you are used to contemplate, Mrs Otter?
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Old 19.02.2009, 10:08
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Re: FAIL of the day

"there's a bucket?"
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I fail to see the fail, Mrs Otter. The articles behind the sign seem to fit the description.
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Old 24.03.2009, 17:23
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Re: FAIL of the day

'Deathbed confession' man charged


Mr Brewer moved state and adopted an assumed name after the killing

A US man who thought he was dying and confessed to having killed a neighbour in 1977 has been charged with murder after making a recovery, US media say.
James Brewer could now face the death penalty over the unsolved killing in Tennessee 32 years ago, reports say.
Convinced he was dying after a stroke, Mr Brewer reportedly admitted to police he shot dead 20-year-old Jimmy Carroll.
The 58-year-old, who had fled Tennessee after the killing, was arrested after his condition improved, reports say.
"He wanted to cleanse his soul, because he thought he was going to the great beyond," said police detective Tony Grasso, who interviewed Mr Brewer in an Oklahoma hospital, The Oklahoman website reported.

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Re: FAIL of the day

Substitute in the second Danish football league gets the red card for an elbow check after eight seconds of playtime. Link with video
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Old 31.03.2009, 12:50
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after 2 mths i finally got this (its like that scene in mallrats, "i don't see the sailboat!!!")

I must have a smutty mind; I saw it at once.
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Old 31.03.2009, 17:17
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Re: FAIL of the day

Check this story to see real failure ! :

http://www.just-whatever.com/2009/03...mes/sex-sells/
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