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Old 31.03.2009, 17:56
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Re: FAIL of the day

Now this is quite a story quite funny to read but for them ... I don't know

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Check this story to see real failure ! :

http://www.just-whatever.com/2009/03...mes/sex-sells/
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Old 31.03.2009, 21:57
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Now this is quite a story quite funny to read but for them ... I don't know
2 of them had at least 72 times fun!
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Old 14.05.2009, 14:43
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Re: FAIL of the day

The importance of knowing English!:

http://naafass.blogspot.com/2009/05/...g-english.html
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Old 18.05.2009, 23:27
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No comment:

http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/...g_sex_law.html
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Old 18.05.2009, 23:54
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Re: FAIL of the day

Parenting Fail

Man tried to hire Prostitute for his son, 14
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Old 20.05.2009, 22:37
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Old 22.05.2009, 17:34
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Re: FAIL of the day

Hand Painting Win
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Old 27.05.2009, 15:42
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Re: FAIL of the day

I particularly like the last statement of the article

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Old 27.05.2009, 15:53
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I particularly like the last statement of the article
And for anyone wondering what on earth that "article" was all about, here's some background:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp
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Old 27.05.2009, 18:20
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Re: FAIL of the day

I've seen these pictures before, they are absolutely amazing and shouldn't be in the "FAIL of the day" section at all me thinks ...
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Old 27.05.2009, 18:51
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I've seen these pictures before, they are absolutely amazing and shouldn't be in the "FAIL of the day" section at all me thinks ...
That's why they're down as Hand Painting Win. I couldn't find a more appropriate thread, so just whacked them in here...
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Old 27.05.2009, 18:54
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That's why they're down as Hand Painting Win. I couldn't find a more appropriate thread, so just whacked them in here...
would make a lovely thread > "All you can do with your hands" or something a bit more stylishly phrased, which wouldn't be a problem for you I imagine
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Old 01.07.2009, 11:06
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Re: FAIL of the day

A thief chose the wrong house to rob!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...12-401,00.html
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Re: FAIL of the day

Fail of killer whale:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...ler-whale.html
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Old 11.07.2009, 14:32
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Re: FAIL of the day

Incredible pictures. A lucky escape for the seal.
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Re: FAIL of the day

=Man tries to fix airbed, blows up apartment= Wednesday, July 15 10:53 am

A German who tried to fix his leaky air mattress blew up his apartment instead, the fire brigade in the western city of Duesseldorf said on Wednesday.
The 45-year-old man used tyre repair solvent to plug a hole in his airbed and left it overnight.
But it blew up when he went to inflate it the next day." A spark from the electric air pump ignited it," a fire brigade spokesman said.
The blast pushed his living room wall into the building's stairwell and caused extensive damage to walls, windows and furniture.
Fire fighters evacuated the 12-apartment building and a neighbouring housing block while they checked for structural damage.
The man suffered burns on his arms, while a three-year-old girl suffered first degree burns.
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Re: FAIL of the day

Why your tattoo artist needs more than a grade 6 education:

http://www.kontraband.com/pics/18499.../?gpage=1#show
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=Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision= A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.
The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.
He was kept in the hospital for observation.
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."


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Old 21.07.2009, 01:20
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" ...... Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
That has to be the understatement of the century as any man who has caught themselves in their zip fly can surely testify.
I cannot compreheld what this chap must have been thinking.
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