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Old 23.02.2010, 22:27
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Re: FAIL of the day

Nice attempt to photoshop the boobs up
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Old 23.02.2010, 22:33
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Re: FAIL of the day

surely it's the thought that counts..
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Old 24.02.2010, 22:16
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Re: FAIL of the day

This guy should award himself a Platinum Medal like the Russian figure skater.

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Sven Kramer lost the gold medal Tuesday when coach Gerard Kemkers sent him the wrong way on a changeover during the 25 laps of the 10,000-meter speedskating race – a mistake so elementary, it defies belief.

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Old 04.03.2010, 15:00
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Re: FAIL of the day

I lawled...
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Old 05.03.2010, 13:14
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Re: FAIL of the day

Not Safe for people who have a Sense of Humour or those who have any respect for American TV Executives.

Oh god. It's so painful....

So the story goes that the rights to that peice of comedy genius that is Spaced were sold, by the heartless b4st4rds who inhabit the types of dreary hellholes that own these things, to Fox. And Fox, being the cultural rape machine crewed by degenerate husks of human beings that it is, tried to make an American version...

This is the result...


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Old 05.03.2010, 13:21
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So the story goes that the rights to that peice of comedy genius that is Spaced were sold, by the heartless *******s who inhabit the types of dreary hellholes that own these things, to Fox. And Fox, being the cultural rape machine crewed by degenerate husks of human beings that it is, tried to make an American version...

This is the result...
My eyes! Oh, my eyes! Please, no! My eyes! My eyes!

Why? Just.... why?
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Old 05.03.2010, 13:22
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My eyes! Oh, my eyes! Please, no! My eyes! My eyes!

Why? Just.... why?
Sorry. I should have put a warning on that. I'll see to it immediately
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Old 05.03.2010, 16:16
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Re: FAIL of the day

NSFW,

http://9gag.com/photo/9654_full.jpg

Think 2ice before sneeze:
http://i.imgur.com/XmKvl.gif

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Old 11.03.2010, 13:19
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Re: FAIL of the day

Try a different store the next time:

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/ar...from-11-people
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Old 11.03.2010, 14:19
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Re: FAIL of the day

Any chance of a translation for our friends in the Welschland?
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Old 11.03.2010, 14:22
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Re: FAIL of the day

Some geezer in Bern Breitenrein fire 4 shots at a Bernmobil bus. No-one was injured and the peelers arrested a suspect.
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Old 11.03.2010, 14:23
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Some geezer in Bern Breitenrein fire 4 shots at a Bernmobil bus. No-one was injured and the peelers arrested a suspect.
Ta, duck.
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Old 11.03.2010, 16:52
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Re: FAIL of the day

Bank of America sued for seizing parrot

Bank of America has apologised to a woman in Pennsylvania after one of its
contractors entered her house, damaged furniture and confiscated her parrot.
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Old 12.03.2010, 10:54
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Old 14.03.2010, 21:42
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Re: FAIL of the day

A bit of a win here

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Once upon a time this used to be called OWN3D....
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Old 15.03.2010, 16:54
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Re: FAIL of the day



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Old 16.03.2010, 15:20
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Re: FAIL of the day

For a guaranteed chuckle and in honor of all our "out of touch" EF forum members, here's an audio of the famous Mark from Greenacres trying to win an ACDC radio competition. One of my all-time favorite audio clips.

http://danwarne.com/ACDC.wav
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Old 16.03.2010, 15:31
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For a guaranteed chuckle and in honor of all our "out of touch" EF forum members, here's an audio of the famous Mark from Greenacres trying to win an ACDC radio competition. One of my all-time favorite audio clips.

http://danwarne.com/ACDC.wav
I think the file should be renamed "ADDC.wav", funny stuff
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Re: FAIL of the day

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8571798.stm
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