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Old 16.08.2010, 17:10
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Re: FAIL of the day

Hang on. The pedestrian looks right, because that's where traffic is supposed to be coming from, and gets hit by a moron cycling the wrong way along the road.

Fail.
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Old 16.08.2010, 17:33
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Hang on. The pedestrian looks right, because that's where traffic is supposed to be coming from, and gets hit by a moron cycling the wrong way along the road.

Fail.
If that was in Switzerland we'd all demand the pedestrian get fined, lashed, gassed and jailed for jaywalking.
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Old 29.09.2010, 00:49
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Re: FAIL of the day

Driving FAIL: Lorry driver survives spectacular crash on motorway in China when he hits a bridge

Picture and story
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Old 04.10.2010, 11:33
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Re: FAIL of the day

Name Fail for pet food store..and its Swiss too

http://barf-and-more.webstores.ch
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Old 04.10.2010, 11:41
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Name Fail for pet food store..and its Swiss too

http://barf-and-more.webstores.ch
Ha, Ha, Ha!! Are you going to tell them?
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Ha, Ha, Ha!! Are you going to tell them?
not sure what todo with this one to be honest
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Old 04.10.2010, 11:56
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Re: FAIL of the day

Swiss Gps Fail..



A Gps is probably one of the best inventions of our times as it perfectly guides you to the unknown areas - as you trust it blindly! But it seems that it might not always be a great idea to trust your GPS blindly as in the case of 37-year old Swiss driver R .Ziegler who found himself stranded near the peak at Bergun, Switzerland. He followed the GPS to every turn but after getting stuck was unable to go forward or turn around to go back the way he came. In the end, he, with his car, had to be air-lifted! Rescue workers scrambled a heavy lifting helicopter to carry the van and its driver to safety after he phoned for help on his mobile phone.
"I was lost and I kept hoping that each tight turn would get me back to the main road. In the end it told me to turn around but of course I couldn't by then," the driver told police.
A fire brigade spokesman explained: "He claims he didn't see any footpath signs but he must have been a pretty fair driver to get that far up a glorified goat track."
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Old 05.10.2010, 01:33
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Swiss Gps Fail..
You are a bit behind the times with that one

Bergun: Satnav blunder leads to white van air rescue
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Old 05.10.2010, 02:08
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You are a bit behind the times with that one

Bergun: Satnav blunder leads to white van air rescue
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Old 05.10.2010, 16:14
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Re: FAIL of the day

Fail! The article as much as the subject matter...
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Old 19.10.2010, 01:17
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Re: FAIL of the day

Hahahaha only in Ireland




Sadly enough we never went over to get the car washed
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Old 19.10.2010, 09:02
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Sadly enough we never went over to get the car washed
But you still left €8 and 10 grammes lighter....
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Old 22.10.2010, 00:13
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But you still left €8 and 10 grammes lighter....
How on earth would you know the weight of the average.... never mind, what you do in the privacy of your house is yours my friend

When i showed this one to my dad,he spoke the historic words " carwash eh, is that what you call it these days?"
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Old 23.10.2010, 13:55
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Commander of Britain's shiny new £1.4billion "stealthiest submarine" fails to spot that "submarine stealth" will only work when the sub is in the water






"What we have today is a world-beating piece of technology, which gives us a fantastic capability of huge utility to the UK over the next thirty years," said Commander Andy Coles, last month.

"Take an effing chart with you next time," said Deck Scrubber Wee Jeem (Rtd.), last night.


DS Wee Jeem (Rtd.) watched it head out past him at the beginning of the week, all shipshape and Faslane-fashion, and rather pride-inducing; now expecting it to be towed past again in the other direction today or tomorrow, f@cked-up and cringeworthy.
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Old 24.10.2010, 04:32
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Re: FAIL of the day

Does this storm look familiar?

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Old 05.11.2010, 17:11
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Re: FAIL of the day

Drowning is no laughing matter, I think
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Old 05.11.2010, 17:17
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Drowning is no laughing matter, I think

If you see someone drowning, laugh out loud, then have some bacon.



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Old 12.11.2010, 20:19
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Re: FAIL of the day

Price Waterhouse Coopers office in Dublin, Ireland. Sending an email round the office rating the attractiveness of the new female staff.

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