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Old 21.01.2011, 14:48
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Using a Tree as spare tire..

Ha Ha Ha !!!

For me that isn't a "Fail".

There used to be a brilliant TV show on the ABC called "Bush Mechanics"

I loved that show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-tsK...3D772&index=59

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Old 21.01.2011, 14:49
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Wonder if you also have to swap your summer tree to a winter tree.. hmmh
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Old 21.01.2011, 15:13
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Re: FAIL of the day

Compilation for 2010:

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Old 21.01.2011, 21:37
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Using a Tree as spare tire..

Pretty sure somebody's been watching The World's Fastest Indian ... didn't Burt do something similar?
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Old 31.01.2011, 20:35
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Re: FAIL of the day

Maybe not the right topic but definately funny...

Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ying-home.html
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Old 07.02.2011, 14:44
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Re: FAIL of the day

Heavy winerack..just a shame of all the wine..

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Old 07.02.2011, 14:46
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Heavy winerack..just a shame of all the wine..

.....and Fail of the day yesterday can go to your car
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Old 07.02.2011, 14:50
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.....and Fail of the day yesterday can go to your car
That was on saterday.. mecanic joked around and asked " is there a new pope elected " due to the white smoke.. big fail indeed..

So will my bankaccount be when it returns
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Old 18.02.2011, 12:55
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Re: FAIL of the day

Nice outfits, but not the text I would want if I were a girl

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Old 18.02.2011, 14:37
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Nice outfits, but not the text I would want if I were a girl
Could be worse - could've been 'boke' ...
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Old 19.02.2011, 21:49
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Old 20.02.2011, 11:50
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Could be worse - could've been 'boke' ...
Ah, it's diet boke for the ladies, y'know...

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Old 15.03.2011, 18:07
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Re: FAIL of the day

The digital clock in central London which has been counting down to the 2012 Olympics has stopped, less than 24 hours after it started counting down.

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"The OMEGA London 2012 countdown clock was developed by our experts and fully tested ahead of the launch in Trafalgar Square," he added.
It must have been some British bits that failed. It can't have been the Swiss bits

Quote from TV reporter in Trafalgar Square "I asked the engineers if they had tried turning it off and back on again"

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Old 15.03.2011, 18:14
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The digital clock in central London which has been counting down to the 2012 Olympics has stopped, less than 24 hours after it started counting down.

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It must have been some British bits that failed. It can't have been the Swiss bits
Maybe they just didnt want to be part of it
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Old 15.03.2011, 18:20
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That is a bigger fail.

If they don't want to go to the party they shouldn't be allowed any presents (medals).

The schedule for the opening ceremony should allow for all competitors to be there.
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Old 15.03.2011, 21:59
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That is a bigger fail.

If they don't want to go to the party they shouldn't be allowed any presents (medals).

The schedule for the opening ceremony should allow for all competitors to be there.
While technically it does, you don't really want to be up all night at the opening ceremony when you're competing the next day - and there are many events where that happens ... in this case, though, training camps in another country? Come off the grass! That's just lame, really ...
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Old 18.03.2011, 11:32
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Re: FAIL of the day

They get overpaid ,yet can't dress themselves.. sad sad people..

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Old 22.03.2011, 16:50
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Re: FAIL of the day

OK...

How crazy you should be to cause an avalanche and not runaway when it is coming your way?

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They get overpaid ,yet can't dress themselves.. sad sad people..

that is incredible. i couldn't even watch it to the end it was so depressing
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Old 27.04.2011, 11:17
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Re: FAIL of the day

Well, if you're into that kind of thing..
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