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Old 17.06.2011, 13:12
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Man with wart on finger, finds shotgun, gets drunk, shoots finger & wart off,

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-blasts-...XBhZ2U-;_ylv=3
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Man with wart on finger, finds shotgun, gets drunk, shoots finger & wart off,

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-blasts-...XBhZ2U-;_ylv=3
hahaha....classic
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Old 18.06.2011, 10:34
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Man with wart on finger, finds shotgun, gets drunk, shoots finger & wart off,

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-blasts-...XBhZ2U-;_ylv=3
I'll say this - the treatment was 100% effective. No more wart ...
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Wonder how the items stay glued on this kid's head

How many more groceries can he add to her/he
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Old 28.06.2011, 13:48
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Crackerjack!

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How many more groceries can he add to her/he
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Old 28.06.2011, 13:56
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Re: FAIL of the day

BBC moving from London to Manchester.

Nothing against Manchester but is doesn't seem a good move to me. Perhaps it is just that the Television Centre is such a well known and instantly recognisable building.

The last edition of Blue Peter is broadcast from there today
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Old 28.06.2011, 15:40
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BBC moving from London to Manchester.
Good idea, they will have more money for Doctor Who and torchwood

(I guess M is cheaper than L...)
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Good idea, they will have more money for Doctor Who and torchwood

(I guess M is cheaper than L...)
Money saving is the reason.
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Old 28.06.2011, 21:17
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BBC moving from London to Manchester.

Nothing against Manchester but is doesn't seem a good move to me. Perhaps it is just that the Television Centre is such a well known and instantly recognisable building.

The last edition of Blue Peter is broadcast from there today
Most people aren't moving up to Manchester. What's odd though is that not only are 50,000 Manchester people applying for a few hundred jobs at the BBC in Manchester, but so are loads of London people, wanting to move up.

Television Centre is up for sale, and a considerable amount of programs are now out of the Broadcast Centre and Media Centre, which are across the street from Television Centre.
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Old 01.08.2011, 20:31
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Re: FAIL of the day

Mark Philips at his daughter's wedding on Saturday.

Perhaps Princess Anne has still not forgiven him

The other couple are Mike Tindall's parents.

(This is the official photograph from The British Monarchy Facebook group.)

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Old 02.08.2011, 11:12
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Spelling fail:

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Old 14.09.2011, 13:34
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Best excuse for being late for work? The lights were stuck on red!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/slug-causes...083811747.html
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Car lovers will want to cry.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe...rticle2172413/
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Re: FAIL of the day

And a Fail!!:
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Re: FAIL of the day

Today I dropped my wife and kids at the airport (they are going on holidays without me ), and I bought my son a few small things to play with in the plane. These are one of them:



Can you spot the BRAND NAME ???

No kidding, they are available through Amazon as well.
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Today I dropped my wife and kids at the airport (they are going on holidays without me ), and I bought my son a few small things to play with in the plane. These are one of them:



Can you spot the BRAND NAME ???

No kidding, they are available through Amazon as well.
So the brand is Top Ass, the series looks like it translates to Room Fart and the picture of the rocket could be interpreted to look like something else. Sounds like the perfect children's toy .
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Re: FAIL of the day

Men desperate to become a woman cuts of his penis with a box cutter : fail

http://deanzer.wordpress.com/2011/09...-a-box-cutter/
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