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Wife away for the week need advice!

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Re: FAIL of the day

Either some animal had died inside the car or this guy is fixated about clean interior....Something you don't see every day!

PS The employees of the car wash refused to wash it by the instructions of the owner of the car, so he had to get his hands dirty on this one...



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Old 14.10.2011, 17:32
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Either some animal had died inside the car or this guy is fixated about clean interior....Something you don't see every day!

PS The employees of the car wash refused to wash it by the instructions of the owner of the car, so he had to get his hands dirty on this one...



Noticing the Italian license plate, it has to be something maffia-related
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Great thread - keep em coming!
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Old 25.10.2011, 11:54
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Man has to get cut out of kiddie swing


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i m not getting it
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Old 29.10.2011, 01:02
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Two typos in one word. Correct spelling: ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ.
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I know the correct spelling...i guess they were trying to do it in a 'fraternity-sorority' way.

cause Δ and Ξ aint vowels
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Old 30.10.2011, 00:06
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Re: FAIL of the day

Please elaborate.
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its not my fault if you cant see it as something clever/whatever and you see it as fail.
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Old 30.10.2011, 09:45
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Re: FAIL of the day

I admit I'm not clever enough to get your vowels thing, because, i.m.h.o. that has nothing to do with fraternity / sorority names. And I'm sure many other EFers aren't that bright either, but obviously you are. That's why I asked you to enlighten us, "Please" included. Please.
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Either some animal had died inside the car or this guy is fixated about clean interior....Something you don't see every day!

PS The employees of the car wash refused to wash it by the instructions of the owner of the car, so he had to get his hands dirty on this one...




Look at this link. Perhaps this is the reason he is washing it. Its really disgusting but true, look at the pics .

http://g35driver.com/forums/picture-...y-dog-did.html
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I admit I'm not clever enough to get your vowels thing, because, i.m.h.o. that has nothing to do with fraternity / sorority names. And I'm sure many other EFers aren't that bright either, but obviously you are. That's why I asked you to enlighten us, "Please" included. Please.
i m greek. is that enough?
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Old 30.10.2011, 23:22
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ΛOΛ.

Sorry that I have to do this, as to explain a joke is to kill it, but since there was no joke intended in the first place ...

As Captain Greybeard points out, the T-shirt was supposed to parody (sort of) the Ancient Greek phrase "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ" -- roughly, "Come and get 'em". Presumably it was a sorority-style garment that was trying to be terribly highbrow, offering frat-house dwellers full access to the wearer's, ahem, assets, but i) using an alphabet that most frat boys wouldn't know how to transliterate into the Roman alphabet, ii) even if they could, it wouldn't help because the message was in Greek and iii) even if they understood Greek, they most likely wouldn't know the classical reference and would therefore miss the aforementioned highbrow "humour".

But sadly, the "highbrow" element has been lost, since the person who designed the T-shirt failed test i), above, confusing alpha and delta, as well as epsilon and xi. Epic fail, as they say.

Is that enough?
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Old 31.10.2011, 00:40
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ΛOΛ.

Sorry that I have to do this, as to explain a joke is to kill it, but since there was no joke intended in the first place ...

As Captain Greybeard points out, the T-shirt was supposed to parody (sort of) the Ancient Greek phrase "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ" -- roughly, "Come and get 'em". Presumably it was a sorority-style garment that was trying to be terribly highbrow, offering frat-house dwellers full access to the wearer's, ahem, assets, but i) using an alphabet that most frat boys wouldn't know how to transliterate into the Roman alphabet, ii) even if they could, it wouldn't help because the message was in Greek and iii) even if they understood Greek, they most likely wouldn't know the classical reference and would therefore miss the aforementioned highbrow "humour".

But sadly, the "highbrow" element has been lost, since the person who designed the T-shirt failed test i), above, confusing alpha and delta, as well as epsilon and xi. Epic fail, as they say.

Is that enough?
Thanks 22. Exactly what I meant. Someone wanted to impress "dumb" (read: uneducated) people, revealing their own lack of education. In other words: FAIL of the day. See title of thread.

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Ok, you're Greek. Nice. I have been fluent in Greek for more than 25 years, but that still doesn't enable me to understand what the fact that delta and xi aren't vowels has to do with sorority / fraternity stuff. That's why I politely asked you to explain, because I really was curious. I didn't ask you to spit at me. Please don't bother any more. You made me lose interest. Sleep well.
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Re: FAIL of the day

he played with the letters and you made such a big deal out of it.

its not a spelling mistake. if it was H instead of I then yes. but he used Delta that its similar looking to Alpha in order to make it more interesting looking tee.

i didnt spit on you. did you just lost your sense of humor?
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Old 31.10.2011, 09:27
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... and people wonder why I rarely post here any more...
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