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Old 31.10.2011, 11:27
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he played with the letters and you made such a big deal out of it.

its not a spelling mistake. if it was H instead of I then yes. but he used Delta that its similar looking to Alpha in order to make it more interesting looking tee.

i didnt spit on you. did you just lost your sense of humor?
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Old 31.10.2011, 14:02
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Old 31.10.2011, 14:42
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Don't you just love American humour?

They make a joke and then feel that they need to explain it afterwards which makes it all rather tedious.
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Old 31.10.2011, 21:51
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ΛOΛ.

Sorry that I have to do this, as to explain a joke is to kill it, but since there was no joke intended in the first place ...

As Captain Greybeard points out, the T-shirt was supposed to parody (sort of) the Ancient Greek phrase "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ" -- roughly, "Come and get 'em". Presumably it was a sorority-style garment that was trying to be terribly highbrow, offering frat-house dwellers full access to the wearer's, ahem, assets, but i) using an alphabet that most frat boys wouldn't know how to transliterate into the Roman alphabet, ii) even if they could, it wouldn't help because the message was in Greek and iii) even if they understood Greek, they most likely wouldn't know the classical reference and would therefore miss the aforementioned highbrow "humour".

But sadly, the "highbrow" element has been lost, since the person who designed the T-shirt failed test i), above, confusing alpha and delta, as well as epsilon and xi. Epic fail, as they say.

Is that enough?
Close but no cigar. It's a man's T-shirt (look at the cut of it) and a classic gun-nut slogan (there's a modern version as well, something about cold dead hands.)

If you don't believe me google "molon labe t-shirt" - or "molon labe tattoo" for that matter. Nothing to do with sorority 'assets', I'm afraid.

(still a fail though)
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Old 31.10.2011, 22:27
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Heh - funniest bit is the brand of the condom - Trojan ...
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Old 02.11.2011, 00:04
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... and people wonder why I rarely post here any more...
It`s all greek to me
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Old 02.11.2011, 07:36
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Close but no cigar. It's a man's T-shirt (look at the cut of it) and a classic gun-nut slogan (there's a modern version as well, something about cold dead hands.)

If you don't believe me google "molon labe t-shirt" - or "molon labe tattoo" for that matter. Nothing to do with sorority 'assets', I'm afraid.

(still a fail though)
My made-up explanation was cleverer than your correct one.
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Old 07.11.2011, 18:49
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Oh well, if I can't laugh at myself....

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Old 07.11.2011, 19:55
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Oh well, if I can't laugh at myself....

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Old 08.11.2011, 15:31
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Re: FAIL of the day

Would like to make use of your commute time? Even if driving?
Here is a solution for you!



http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Lapt...0758993&sr=1-1

Read the reviews.
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Old 25.11.2011, 19:53
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Re: FAIL of the day

It's probably staged but I find it so funny...

Anyway...



Quick translation:

You like the machine?
-Yes.
You know how to work with it?
-Yes
Let me see.

Bravo..Bravo...Take it easy, you will overheat it! So, all of this you have done it in one hour...Bravo...
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Old 05.12.2011, 13:16
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Re: FAIL of the day

The £2.5million motorway smash involving 8 Ferraris, 3 Mercedes, a Lamborghini, a Skyline and a humble Toyota Prius (which was in the wrong place at the wrong time)







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Old 06.12.2011, 11:39
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Re: FAIL of the day

If you look at here now, you see fail of the day:

http://www.meteoschweiz.admin.ch/web/de/wetter.html
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Old 10.01.2012, 14:59
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Re: FAIL of the day

Japanese department store post-Christmas sale !!

Got to love the use of English in their advertising.




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http://gawker.com/5874304/japanese-d...k-up-the-word-
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Old 07.02.2012, 10:32
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Re: FAIL of the day

fail/win

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Old 07.02.2012, 10:40
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Old 31.07.2012, 16:27
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Re: FAIL of the day

A hot red Ferrari....really hot

Spanish footballer Éver Banega's expensive new Ferrari coupe explodes into flames on his first day of owning it.

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Old 03.09.2012, 22:45
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Asus Eeepc absolute turd of a machine bought.
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Old 17.09.2012, 12:19
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Re: FAIL of the day

Fail of today!
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