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Old 29.07.2008, 10:13
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A mans life in three stages


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MARRIED




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Old 29.07.2008, 13:17
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Re: A mans life in three stages

Excellent illustration!
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Old 29.07.2008, 13:21
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Re: A mans life in three stages

Im just waiting for someone to come back wih a "womans life in three stages"
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Old 29.07.2008, 13:42
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Im just waiting for someone to come back wih a "womans life in three stages"
I was thinking about it, but all three stages would be the same: kind, loving, and understanding
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Re: A mans life in three stages

We have five stages;
1, To grow up.
2, To fill out.
3, To slim down.
4, To hold it in.
5, To hell with it.
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Old 29.07.2008, 13:51
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We have five stages;
1, To grow up.
2, To fill out.
3, To slim down.
4, To hold it in.
5, To hell with it.
Very true.
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Old 29.07.2008, 13:55
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Re: A mans life in three stages

2 alternative stages on the womans life




>> = Success

>> = ????


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Old 29.07.2008, 14:04
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Am i the only one seeing just two pictures of cuddly cats
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Old 29.07.2008, 14:06
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Am i the only one seeing just two pictures of cuddly cats
Am I the only one that is getting sick of some blatantly misogynistic posts by one member in particular?
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Am I the only one with Snoopy knickers?
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Old 29.07.2008, 14:10
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Am I the only one that is getting sick of some blatantly misogynistic posts by one member in particular?
For your information,i happen to like men very much.
Especially the ones who have a good sense of humour!
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Please explain..... the manic green grin at the end I mean.
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Old 29.07.2008, 14:11
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Re: A mans life in three stages

Ask Joan Rivers about it: "Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade."

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Old 29.07.2008, 14:15
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For your information,i happen to like men very much.
Especially the ones who have a good sense of humour!
I was not referring to you, I found your post amusing.

The term misogynistic refers to someone being derogatory towards women, and there have been posts from one member in particular all over this forum which I find a little too much sometimes. Once in a while is ok, but at this point I find it getting stale.

Granted this is a jokes/funnies thread but fair is fair. I don't think I deserved groan, I was not talking about the OP.
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Please explain..... the manic green grin at the end I mean.
The green grin you mean ? OK I'll chage it for the lilac tongue
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Re: A mans life in three stages

I think the word you are looking for is "misandric". In my dictionary "misogynistic" is characterised by a hatred of women. No one here is like that. We all lurve the ladiezz.

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Old 29.07.2008, 14:16
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WTF Salsa - are you saying that to be a successful woman, you need to have children???

Barbra.
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Old 29.07.2008, 14:18
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WTF Salsa - are you saying that to be a successful woman, you need to have children???

Barbra.
This is exactly what I was getting at.
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Re: A mans life in three stages

The scent of blood (as well as complete BS) is in the panther's nostrils....


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Old 29.07.2008, 14:19
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Re: A mans life in three stages

the groan is for getting so serious on a jokes thread, get some sense of humour and come back
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