Reminds me of one I saw in Sydney - we were at my FIL's second wedding, and there were two receptions going at the same time - the 'other' bride was extremely petite, and wearing this dress that split all the way at the front to her waist, with a tiny tiny tiny miniskirt - and her underwear showing...
Probably when she looked in the mirror, because of the angles, she didn't know how much underwear she was showing... but I bet she found out in every 'frontal' photo...she might as well have been wearing a leotard with an open trenchcoat

Not much left to be 'desired' I think...