Sounds like the average 16 year old to me.

Dogs like attention and their humans like giving them the attention or they would get a cat or better yet, a lamb skin rug - soft to pet, no feeding or cleaning out litter!

I don't know how anyone can not feel warm fuzzies when they see these:

Cat tastes just like Rabbit - rather healthy and low-cal though. I am sure I had dog in China (despite a piece of paper saying I was vegetarian), so at least nutritionally speaking you might be right..

So I've heard.

Wow this thread got pretty serious.

Dogs are good companions.

Cats are good at lolling at. Especially when they haz cheeseburger.

i like cats too, and they're all flying to heaven

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog