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Old 17.09.2008, 23:08
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Statistics about Sexual Activity

The Global Facts. At Any Given Moment....

Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.
Fact: 1 lonely er is reading emails. You hang on in there sunshine!
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Old 17.09.2008, 23:10
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You do realise, of course, that it is perfectly possible for facts number 3 and 4 to be true at the same time, for the same person?

Mind, it plays havoc wthi yrui typnhg
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Old 18.09.2008, 07:14
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You do realise, of course, that it is perfectly possible for facts number 3 and 4 to be true at the same time, for the same person?

Mind, it plays havoc wthi yrui typnhg
Still, a remarkable feat, Mr Dougal. I assume it must require great dexterity and concentration to be able to type while your head and mouth are focused on such intense activity.
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Lucky them !!!
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Old 18.09.2008, 07:28
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Still, a remarkable feat, Mr Dougal. I assume it must require great dexterity and concentration to be able to type while your head and mouth are focused on such intense activity.
May not be his head and mouth...

It did refer to either giving or getting...!!

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Old 18.09.2008, 07:47
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May not be his head and mouth...

It did refer to either giving or getting...!!
Mr Dougal strikes me as the generous, altruistic type and so I assumed outright he would be on the giving side. I could very well be wrong.
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Old 18.09.2008, 09:48
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Re: Statistics about Sexual Activity

Couldn't help noticing that the top associated thread to this one was "Looking for extra-curricular activity in Basel".

The mind boggles
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Old 18.09.2008, 16:03
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Couldn't help noticing that the top associated thread to this one was "Looking for extra-curricular activity in Basel".

The mind boggles
So what do you guys know that we don't ???? or at least I don't and WANT to know !!!
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Re: Statistics about Sexual Activity

That young single professionals in Basel like to talk about things they like to talk about. Usually in Starbucks.

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Old 18.09.2008, 16:07
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So what do you guys know that we don't ???? or at least I don't and WANT to know !!!
Shame that Cata1yst is not around anymore, I am sure that he would have been more that willing to provide you with all the answers required.

And no, you really don't want to know.
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Old 18.09.2008, 16:14
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Shame that Cata1yst is not around anymore, I am sure that he would have been more that willing to provide you with all the answers required.

And no, you really don't want to know.
Oh, a Private Message just came in !! Let's see ...
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