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Story about circumcision to prevent AIDS:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/aids/story/0,,2045119,00.html

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"We are talking largely or most importantly about countries of sub-Saharan Africa and to a lesser extent eastern Africa," said Kevin de Cock, director of the Aids department at the WHO.
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Old 29.03.2007, 11:25
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He'd probably tell you it's pronounced 'de Co'...
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Old 29.03.2007, 16:19
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Re: Unfortunate names....

At University we had a student from the far east with the name of Lak Hin Kok. They read the name VERY carefully when they announced his degree!
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Old 29.03.2007, 16:25
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I take your laughing cock and raise you a Fuk-Wat-Roger Wong!
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Old 29.03.2007, 16:41
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Re: Unfortunate names....

I knew a lad at school called Ian Mycock, his brother wasn't so fortunate.... the poor guy was named Paul Mycock!!!
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Old 29.03.2007, 17:04
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A little bit of brown-nosing in S. Korea clearly gets you to the top of the political tree ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Bum_Suk
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Old 29.03.2007, 17:06
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I knew a lad at school called Ian Mycock, his brother wasn't so fortunate.... the poor guy was named Paul Mycock!!!
Did he get slapped a lot when he introduced himself to the ladies?
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Old 29.03.2007, 17:10
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My childhood dentist was Brian Monteath, he called his son Hugh, I kid you not.

Hugh Monteath, son of dentist.
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Old 29.03.2007, 17:11
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There is a dentist in my home town called D. Kay.
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HA! There is a lady in my small home town with the name of, Ada Beaver!
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Old 29.03.2007, 17:48
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There was a collegue of mine up in Moscow called Anastasia Fukina. I learnt later on that in Russia the name Anastasia is commonly shortened to Nastia.
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New a Richard Hard who went by Dick. no joke
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Old 29.03.2007, 19:37
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My father’s best man was called Ivor Payne. I went to school with a guy called Chris Massey and college with a girl called Miss Fortune. My favourite was Cardinal Sin, the eminent Catholic from I believe from the Philippines.
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Old 29.03.2007, 22:07
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I'm usually crap at remembering sales reps names but one I never forget is Knut Uelicker, 'cept I change the n&u around in Knut - geddit?
Ok.......I don't get out much, sorry!
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Our Gemeinde President is called Johannes Berry (Elderberry), My mums birth name (N.Z.Maori) is Hinemangere (dirty girl).
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I also used to know a Richard Head (he wasn't keen on 'Dick' - the name), I reckon his folks were a bit evil calling that 'cos that's just asking for a good hoofin' in the playground isn't it?
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Old 30.03.2007, 14:41
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I must admit I would not like this name.

Looks like a Swiss mailbox as well

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There was a firm of solicitors in Sligo, Ireland, called Argue and Phibbs!
http://www.sligotown.net/index.php/47
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There was an antiques guy in my town called Robin Bastard - he was famous for never giving you good prices. I think he would have been good as a bank manager.
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Re: Unfortunate names....

A girl at my school was called Jane Curtain (or maybe Curtan) - middle name Annette
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