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Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE


1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's !



First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.




They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.



Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.




We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.




As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.



We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.




Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos.




Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!



We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.




We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with.




We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......



WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!




We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.




No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.




We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.




We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY ,




no video/dvd films,


no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!




We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
Lawsuits from these accidents.





Only girls had pierced ears!





We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.





You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time...





We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays,




We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!



Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!





RUGBY and CRICKET had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on




MERIT




Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and bully'salways ruled the playground at school.







The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.




They actually sided with the law!




Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'







We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO


DEAL WITH IT ALL !




And YOU are one of them!




CONGRATULATIONS!



You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.




And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
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Old 05.01.2010, 19:06
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

thanks for the nostalgia trip .....
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Old 05.01.2010, 19:16
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

Of course those who are NOT still alive won't agree...
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Old 05.01.2010, 19:27
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

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We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

Er... not me.

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We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays
I wish... (I did petition my parents several times, but I think they were worried about what I might do to my older sisters...)

But otherwise spot on!
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Old 05.01.2010, 19:58
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

when I was a kid I ordered my own catapult (black widow), knives, daggers and air rifles (with darts no less) from an advert I found in the back of a magazine...no credit cards, online ordering or age check. Just a cheque in the post drawn from my Abbey Action Saver account...with a picture of a toy car on it...
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Old 05.01.2010, 20:05
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

Couldn't agree more, nuff said.
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Old 05.01.2010, 20:14
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

Great tread,Thank you And add the Tin (lead) solders
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Old 05.01.2010, 21:42
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

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Of course those who are NOT still alive won't agree...
Quite. You could say all those things with 99% fatality rate and they'd still be true.
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Old 05.01.2010, 21:56
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

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Of course those who are NOT still alive won't agree...

My brother who at age 46 died in 1994 WOULD agree


and the nostalgia trip was really tremendous !
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Old 05.01.2010, 22:38
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

I never eat worms or mud pies, must be English cuisine... but the rest brought back some nice memories. With few exceptions:

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Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!
At least where I grew up it was more "Mum had to stop working as there were no child care facilities. - Women were expected to become housewives weather they liked it or not."
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Old 06.01.2010, 07:10
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Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos.
Too YouKay that; we did have McDonalds and KFC in Seattle (USA) and it was a treat when we got to go. I just kindof wonder why I always ordered the filet-o-fish... ick.

Not that I was born in any of the decades cited.
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Old 06.01.2010, 08:15
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

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It would be interesting to see the age group of expats whinging about Swiss opening times.

Now I know why I don't get my knickers in a twist about it - I'm old enough to have learned how not to starve if the shops are closed longer than a nanosecond.
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Old 06.01.2010, 08:28
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

Great post! Thanks.

Back in the 60's most mothers would also never have dreamed of chauffering their kids to school - we walked, took the bus or our bicycle.... and survived!
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Couldn't agree more, nuff said.
It is different now for kids:

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Old 06.01.2010, 08:55
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

And I played "doctor" with my friends and wasn't sent to a child psychologist afterwards.
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when I was a kid I ordered my own catapult (black widow), knives, daggers and air rifles (with darts no less) from an advert I found in the back of a magazine...no credit cards, online ordering or age check. Just a cheque in the post drawn from my Abbey Action Saver account...with a picture of a toy car on it...
STOP! You're making me all misty-eyed...
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

We played Kiss-Chase.
I was too quick at running and never got caught.
I really regret that now
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Old 06.01.2010, 09:00
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

My mother raised me on curry, sausage rolls and sandwich`s and lots of breast milk
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We played Kiss-Chase.
Some of us still do - it's called the dating game these days I believe...
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Old 06.01.2010, 09:21
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Re: Born in the 40's 50's 60's, early 70's and still alive

I didnt even get vaccinated or immunised and was born at our ancestral home, the traditional way

I do believe in Survival of the Fittest
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