Ok, what is the difference between Heaven and Hell?
On Heaven, the administration is swiss, the police is british, the lovers are italian, the mechanics are german and the chefs are french.
On Hell, however, the administration is french, the lovers are swiss, the mechanics are italian, the chefs are british and the police is german.

...and the jokes are Swiss?

In Hell or in Heaven?
'cos you did not clarify that......

Seems like a very very old hell...