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Old 09.01.2008, 16:56
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That made me think. Do cats need to be washed?

Also I think my cat has been smoking weed behind my back.............

What do you think?
Cats do their own washing - they very fussy about being clean..... They do however allow you to brush them, they get a feeling, like we do, that they in a beauty parlour having a treat.

Unless you been leaving your joints lying around un-extinguished, I`d say your cat just went jolling and lolling in some-ones backyard?

We just inherited an old cat when we moved to a new apartment. The departing owners informed us that the place comes with the cat... an ugly old scarred veteran who`d been hit by the garbage truck and never treated for his injuries- everyone disclaimed ownership of him, these people just fed him.

He has one front leg that is dis-located and he hops along on 3 and runs with it sticking out forward like a lance. He also has damaged teeth from his head injury, but everyone here is too afraid to check in his mouth, he is rather arrogant and proud.... and TERRIFIED of big engined vehicles and thunder.

We tried throwing him out, starving him, terrifying him, but he insisted that he lives with us. It took him 2 months to train us correctly.

When we moved to our new house, we thought he`d stay with the new owners in the apartment..... NO, he moved with us. And now lives on the 2nd step from the top of the staircase, where he observes everything happening, and way-lays travellers going up or down to give him some attention - he still has his claws. And he doesn`t puke his food up anymore since he managed to teach us what he LIKES to eat.

Sorry for this long story, but you all being cat-lovers, thought you might appreaciate the story of Merlin.
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Old 09.01.2008, 17:00
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We tried throwing him out, starving him, terrifying him, but he insisted that he lives with us...
You mean you live with him, like live in personnel.
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Old 09.01.2008, 17:04
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Dogs respond when you call them.
Cats have an answering machine.
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Old 09.01.2008, 17:10
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If anyone cares to know where 'Do not want' originated from. Star Wars was translated into Chinese and then back into English. It's Darth Vader shouting 'Noooo'



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Old 09.01.2008, 17:13
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Thanks Polorise ...have gone off muffins for life
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You mean you live with him, like live in personnel.
I stand corrected. Thanks. Yes, I believe we went out and found a nice house, with staircase, and large backyard.... for His Highness Merlin, because he did not like that garbage truck that drove too close to that apartment block?..... guess he did not need that weekly reminder of his trauma.... Amazing how they manage to get us to do these things they want ,huh?... and all without even talking about it!
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Old 13.01.2008, 08:50
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OK OK so this has nothing to do with LoLcATz, but anyways this page will help you understand your cat better, I thought it was cute.
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Old 14.01.2008, 21:48
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if your on Facebook, you'll get it ....

In other words: how to ruin a perfectly good body -> just add silicone.
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Old 16.01.2008, 22:16
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Old 18.01.2008, 18:52
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For anybody who does not get the humor in this refer to the following You Tube

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Old 19.01.2008, 17:48
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Old 19.01.2008, 18:09
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Another cat story:
My father's neighbours have a little tortie called Mimi. Mimi has decided she prefers my dad's house. She has also decided that when she wants to be let in, it had better be fast. Initially she would hit the cat flap (which to her great dislike only lets her out, not in) but as this is now taking too long for madam, she jumps on the kitchen window sill, up on to the awning of the front door and to the first floor window where my father's bedroom is. You just can't get the staff these days...
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