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Old 20.03.2008, 16:51
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Old 20.03.2008, 16:57
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Old 20.03.2008, 17:53
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Old 20.03.2008, 18:36
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At the risk of offending a few religious types...

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Old 21.03.2008, 07:16
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if anyone is interested, you can post your LolJesus on the group on Facebook : LolJesus
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Old 21.03.2008, 19:59
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As it's Easter

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Old 21.03.2008, 20:39
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Just look what too much TV will do to a cat..!

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Old 22.03.2008, 09:16
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Just look what too much TV will do to a cat..!
All he needs is a beer in one paw and a bowl of popcorn
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Old 22.03.2008, 09:29
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All he needs is a beer in one paw and a bowl of popcorn
I think he's trying to watch his intake, notice the Diet Coke on the table in front of him..
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Old 22.03.2008, 09:49
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I think he's trying to watch his intake, notice the Diet Coke on the table in front of him..
Which leads us to this joke. . . .



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Old 23.03.2008, 18:59
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Old 23.03.2008, 19:39
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a cat cartoon..

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Old 24.03.2008, 13:08
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Old 24.03.2008, 13:20
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Old 24.03.2008, 13:40
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a cat cartoon..

So true (apart from the baseball bat, perhaps)
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Old 24.03.2008, 13:44
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Re: Funny Cats

Reminds me of this story. Enjoy :-) :
==CAT BATHING AS A MARTIAL ART==by Howard "Bud" Herron.

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their system that works like new, improved Wisk--dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away
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I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.

The time comes, however, when a man must face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty in July."

When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your arm and head for the bathtub:

--Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than four feet square, I recommend that you get in the tub with the cat and close the sliding-glass doors as if you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower curtain quicker than a politician can shift positions!)

--Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all skin from your body. Your advantage here is that you are smart and know how to dress to protect yourself. I recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face mask, and a long-sleeved flak jacket.

--Prepare everything in advance. There is no time to go out for a towel when you have a cat digging a hole in your flak jacket. Draw the water. Make sure the bottle of kitty shampoo is inside the glass enclosure. Make sure the towel can be reached, even if you are lying on your back in the water.

--Use the element of surprise. Pick up your cat nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his supper dish. (Cats will not usually notice your strange attire. They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule. If he does notice your garb, calmly explain that you are taking part in a product testing experiment for J.C. Penny.)

--Once you are inside the bathroom, speed is essential to survival. In a single liquid motion, shut the bathroom door, step into the tub enclosure, slide the glass door shut, dip the cat in the water and squirt him with shampoo. You have begun on the wildest 45 seconds of your life.

--Cats have no handles. Add the fact that he now has soapy fur, and the problem is radically compounded. Do not expect to hold on to him for more than two or three seconds at a time. When you have him, however, you must remember to give him another squirt of shampoo and rub like crazy. He'll then spring free and fall back into the water, thereby rinsing himself off. (The national record for cats is three latherings, so don't expect too much.)

--Next, the cat must be dried. Novice cat bathers assume this part will be the most difficult, for humans generally are worn out by this time. Drying is simple compared to what you have just been through. That's because by now the cat is semi-permanently affixed to your right leg. You simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet. If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat.

--In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine.

--You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him a bath.

But at least now he smells a lot better.
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Soda company to put LOLcats on bottle labels

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Reminds me of this story. Enjoy :-) :
Snip ==CAT BATHING AS A MARTIAL ART==by Howard "Bud" Herron.
So weird. My cats have never minded being bathed. In fact, my cat Tubby, would actually get in the shower with me every morning and hang out. Dead serious.
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So weird. My cats have never minded being bathed. In fact, my cat Tubby, would actually get in the shower with me every morning and hang out. Dead serious.
I had a cat that would do this. I have one now that got so used to being bathed as a kitten because he stank, that now he doesn't mind water at all.
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