Where can I buy brown sugar?
Where is the self raising flour?
Can I survive on one-fifty K?
Can I flush after 22 hours?

"Not happy they can't speak English.
They should - it's much spoken abroad."
"Me? Been 'ere five years now.
Learn German? No, that'd be odd."

Israel is much better than X!
No, no, the other way round!
Repost same tired old tedium
'Til Mod finally closes thread down.

Need job - find me one pronto.
Need visa advice but won't listen.
Which bank best for a konto?
I'd happily kill for my kitten.

Why is my neighbour nocturnally noisy?
Help - can't wipe my own @arse!
Little dark children upset my dog.
CH expats, an ongoing farce.

^^^^
It requires more lolcats, try harder

Comprehension requires understanding, not swift justice.

yes but I gave the words

Too much time on his hands...

'Gib Gas' has new meaning now.