I just came home from a hockey game, only to find my gf laying in bed, sick as a dog. She isn't all there...as she just woke up, but she mumbled "tshick-tshick bed-a-fum" (or at least it sounded like that) and I clearly did not understand what she wants....can anybody translate? Is that the female word for "I'm sick..get off me and get me an aspirin you moron"?

Google translate gave me the following translation:

tshick tshick-bed-a-smoke

Ok, I went to check..and the bed is not up in smoke. What else could it be?!

shw wants Vick's vap-o-rub?

Hmm, possibly...but she has fever and the vapo-rub thingy ain't going to do anything, as she's not congested.

Maybe she wants a Vick's vap-o-rub AND a rub-a-dub?

sounds like chick chick bed-a-thon

I think she wants you to go get another girl for a threesome

Nah, it's not Tuesday...Tuesdays are for 3-somes.

Teraflu?

http://www.theraflu.com/index.shtml

She wants sympathy and chicken soup.

Something like that ,after 45years of age she will tell you the same thing ,with out begin sick

No idea what she's saying. get well soon IG <3

Make her comfy and serve her something warm and liquidy.

Yeah, yeah..I did that from the get go...made her tea etc...but this whole encrypted lingo I'm trying to decypher now.

...and fyi, she's sound asleep again.

easily translated to sick sick better soon... i know cuz i muttered the same only days ago

you just walked away from her she must be saying "kiss kiss, give me a cuddle!"

She just wants lovely Lib close by, and that's where you are it seems.
I hope she soon feels better.

She's a woman. It doesn't matter what she said, just pat her on the head, say "aww, I love you very much!" and carry on with whatever you were doing before.

Leave me alone you prick, I am sick!

Translates to: "Very cute with the cuffs you asshole, but next time I need access to the bathroom before you go to the hockey you selfish schlong ....".