Hi guys..if any one can help me out i have another bit of text i need to translate... it would be much appreciated and thanks in advance.

also i apologize if any of these are dirty words...this is a response to a message i sent to someone and i used one as a joke...just so you know this is a good friend and if any words are inappropiate they are said with love

"du bisch jo voll guet...macht spass mit dir...ja eh i chume scho bald uf Jersey... am fritig...de Lucas het mer scho verzellt, dass waermer worde isch...juppieee...also en schoene tag no...du verdammte pisser"

You're a good and funny guy. Yes I'm coming to Jersey, on Friday. Lucas told me that it's getting warmer- Hurray. Anyway, have a nice day you damned pisser. PS I'm in love with your mother.

i guess since pisser is the last word of both the original text and the translation i assume the bit about my mother was a bonus from you

dude, you are aware that Google offers a free translator?

For Swiss German? Our language has finally dusted off the last shackles of High German and has become a recognised language?? Please show where... I'd love to see the warped translations!

walterguariento if you can find an online translator for this language please share...but be aware this is not regular german...swiss german is mostly a spoken language...different in different places..kind of like slang...anyway if you know a place where i can do an auto translation i'd love to have it

But it is in "Baaaasleer dietsch" no freecken good for us zuercher

could anyone help me how to write ...." he refused to go and I had to reschedule" in Deutsch please ?? thanks

oh believe me, Basler düütsch would do you Zurcher a world of good

Er hat sich geweigert, zu gehen (or: er weigerte sich, zu gehen) und daher musste ich umplanen (or: ...musste ich einen neuen Termin vereinbaren)