Fortune Teller?

RivellaFan · #1 18.04.2009, 12:13

Just Like to check any Fortune Teller,tarot cards reader in the EF?

Phos · #2 18.04.2009, 12:19

Here for you, is an amazing web page, that will work for EVERYBODY, 100% of the time.

Once you learn of its secrets, you MUST NOT post it on this thread:

Amazing Psychic Web Page

The Truth is Out There.

RivellaFan · #3 18.04.2009, 12:32

..thanks for your comment...
but I was serious to meet a real one...

	Quote:	Phos
	Here for you, is an amazing web page, that will work for EVERYBODY, 100% of the time. Once you learn of its secrets, you MUST NOT post it on this thread: The Truth is Out There.

Dougal's Breakfast · #4 18.04.2009, 13:00

	Quote:	RivellaFan
	but I was serious to meet a real one...

Would an attractive and serious female astrologist interest you at all?

Uncle Max · #5 18.04.2009, 16:44

	Quote:	RivellaFan
	..thanks for your comment... but I was serious to meet a real one...

I'm a real fortune teller. I'm the best in the World. If you'd like to meet me, my fee is CHF390 per hour, cash.

(Oh, I don't have any credentials, but I'm very, very good)

Oldhand · #6 18.04.2009, 16:51

	Quote:	Uncle Max
	I'm a real fortune teller. I'm the best in the World. If you'd like to meet me, my fee is CHF390 per hour, cash. (Oh, I don't have any credentials, but I'm very, very good)

It's true he is good but barter with him on the price, I've heard he can be really accommodating for a jug of beer in the Talacker.

Uncle Max · #7 18.04.2009, 17:04

I knew she was going to write that.

See?

I'm that good!

Macchiato · #8 18.04.2009, 18:13

Have you seen my signature!?

Sada · #9 18.04.2009, 18:26

What would you like to find out about say ?

	Quote:	RivellaFan
	Just I to check any Fortune Teller,tarot cards reader in the EF?

RivellaFan · #10 18.04.2009, 18:27

UncleMax is very expensive, how much you charge to break your non-disclosure agreement (NDA)

	Quote:	Macchiato
	Have you seen my signature!?

Macchiato · #11 18.04.2009, 18:38

	Quote:	RivellaFan
	UncleMax is very expensive, how much you charge to break your non-disclosure agreement* (NDA)*

Ready to negotiate?!

RivellaFan · #12 18.04.2009, 18:39

Recently visit this site http://deathclock.com/
Now want to cross check with any fortune teller

	Quote:	Sada
	What would you like to find out about say ?

P.S: Do not want to know anything but just curious to know how many people claim themself Fortune Teller...saw many people read horoscope daily,so lets see how many able to write horoscope.

Macchiato · #13 18.04.2009, 18:57

I can already show part of my talent:

I can tell,
-You like Swiss invented drink
-You should be from warmer countries
-You are a lady
-You are cost concious
-You don't make firends easily

To tell more, costs you!

RivellaFan · #14 18.04.2009, 19:09

Vey well written but I am not a Lady

And must say Thanks to you for free demo
and besides beers I also like to drink Caffè macchiato

	Quote:	Macchiato
	I can already show part of my talent: I can tell, -You like Swiss invented drink -You should be from warmer countries -You are a lady -You are cost concious -You don't make firends easily To tell more, costs you!

welwitschia · #15 29.04.2009, 21:33

Hi RivellaFan
Did you find any real fortune teller after your thread , or is everybody just fooling around with you?
Would be interested in seeing somebody myself , but need to know if its worth the money..
Welwitschia

Dougal's Breakfast · #16 29.04.2009, 21:38

	Quote:	welwitschia
	Would be interested in seeing somebody myself , but need to know if its worth the money..

It's not.

Go and rent a room in the mountains for a few days. You'll learn more there than any 'fortune teller' can ever tell you.

welwitschia · #17 29.04.2009, 21:45

Cant stand the sight of mountains at the moment.(Must be homesick) Am serious about fortune teller / Psychic..had a lot of real bad luck lately and am desperate to know if its gonna stop or what!!
Like I said : desperate..maybe should just finish bottle of red wine by myself and pass out and hope my dark cloud has a silver lining tomorrow.

Nelly_Da_Hefferlump · #18 29.04.2009, 22:08

I see a drop in the price of pork. Does this make me a furtune teller?

Dougal's Breakfast · #19 29.04.2009, 22:22

	Quote:	welwitschia
	Am serious about fortune teller / Psychic..had a lot of real bad luck lately and am desperate to know if its gonna stop or what!!

Well my guess is as good as that of a 'fortune teller'. I charge $50 a minute.

	Quote:
	like I said : desperate..maybe should just finish bottle of red wine by myself and pass out and hope my dark cloud has a silver lining tomorrow.

Sounds like a way more sensible plan - and a lot cheaper, too!

cute_seal · #20 29.04.2009, 22:41

	Quote:	welwitschia
	Cant stand the sight of mountains at the moment.(Must be homesick) Am serious about fortune teller / Psychic..had a lot of real bad luck lately and am desperate to know if its gonna stop or what!! Like I said : desperate..maybe should just finish bottle of red wine by myself and pass out and hope my dark cloud has a silver lining tomorrow.

Me too. I have been having a very difficult year. Wondering when all the bad luck will stop too. I have been to a few fortune tellers in the past and from my experience I can say they have been right about a few things and wrong about some things as well. I think they are just very good at reading people. It's probably best to save your money and try to focus on the good things in your life.