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Old 28.11.2012, 15:55
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Germany moves to ban bestiality

"Bestiality is banned in many European countries, including the Netherlands, France and Switzerland"


Good for us!


"The act however, is permissible in Belgium, Denmark and Sweden, though Stockholm is considering a change in the legislation."

From here.

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Old 28.11.2012, 16:00
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

Just read that and that it was passed as law in 1969. Wtf is wrong with people???
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:05
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''But its the only way to get the sheep through the fence''


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Old 28.11.2012, 16:06
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Just read that and that it was passed as law in 1969. Wtf is wrong with German people???
Fixed that for you.
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:08
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''But its the only way to get the sheep through the fence''


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I once tried to free a sheep that had got stuck in a wire fence.

Unfortunately that's not what it looked like to the group of hikers who passed by.
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:08
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

The correct quote is:

"Dude, what the f..k is wrong with German people?!"

(from South Park, the movie)

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Old 28.11.2012, 16:16
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

Could someone categorize specifically where bestiality starts and what might just be puppy love?

One could be sat quietly on the sofa, innocently watching a movie when the cat cuddles up in your lap and the next thing you know, oops slight penetration .....

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Old 28.11.2012, 16:24
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

I have to admit that my neighbor's poodle has nice, firm hindquarters...
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:26
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

Oh come on! Who hasn't looked into a golden retriever's beautiful soft eyes and thought... Oh. Just me then?
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:26
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

After living for a few years in a village in the eastern part of CH, I must say that goats are totally misunderstood creatures and can be quite cute.
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:29
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

If both parties are consenting, then it's not really bestiality...

Right?
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:34
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If both parties are consenting, then it's not really bestiality...

Right?
Depends if they say "Baaaa" or "Naaaa"
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:35
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

/me wonders if that's what they mean by wuff sex.
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

Now i'm worried my wife might be a bestialist. She said she wants to try dogging...
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Old 28.11.2012, 16:47
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Now i'm worried my wife might be a bestialist.
Is she German?

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Old 28.11.2012, 16:54
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A lot of asses would be grateful now, won't they

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Is she German?

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Not quite. From Alsace. Or Alsatian if you will.

I'll get my coat.
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Old 28.11.2012, 17:21
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

I wonder if bestiality has been outlawed in Oz, yet?

I had an English friend who did a stint of sheep shearing on an outback sheep station, and was surprised that all the male hands (there were no females, anyway), tanked up on Fosters, on a Saturday night, and then sprinted towards the flock of sheep.

My friend just looked in amazement, and asked them:
- 'why on earth were they running, when there were thousands of sheep?'

To which the foreman replied:
- "well, no one wants to end up with an ugly one."
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Old 28.11.2012, 17:30
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

O well, I guess Zoo visits just became a lot more boring.
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Old 28.11.2012, 17:39
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Re: Germany moves to ban bestiality

Such a disturbing thread, on so many levels. EF never disappoints.
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