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07.12.2012, 10:48
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| | | Challenged by a female muay thai fighter
She has 10 years experience in Thaiboxing and Krav Maga, and is 1,72, about 60 kg. I am 1,68 and 70 kg. I do no sports but i can hit really hard. What are my chances?
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07.12.2012, 10:51
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter
I'm pretty sure you'll be knocked out by the banhammer way before the fight.
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07.12.2012, 10:53
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | She has 10 years experience in Thaiboxing and Krav Maga, and is 1,72, about 60 kg. I am 1,68 and 70 kg. I do no sports but i can hit really hard. What are my chances? | | | | | Enjoy your sleep. Can you put it on YouTube? | 
07.12.2012, 10:53
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter
I like the randomness of the opening troll post, but you should have spent a little bit more effort in setting the scene.
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07.12.2012, 10:55
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07.12.2012, 13:08
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter
Your chances of what, getting the living s**t kicked out of you? I'd say very good, and I'd put my money where my mouth is if I could watch. Hell, you could probably sell tickets and make it worth your while.
On second thought, we should set up a tournament for all the EF tough guys, like a Battle Royale. Put them all on a little island on one of our lakes and let them fight it out. First and only prize to the survivor, a bag of brown sugar, a microwave and a visit to a rude Doctor.
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07.12.2012, 13:10
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter
In mud? Or jelly?
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07.12.2012, 13:14
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | I like the randomness of the opening troll post, but you should have spent a little bit more effort in setting the scene. | | | | | to be fair, it gives us something to do on a snowy Friday afternoon | 
07.12.2012, 13:27
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | She has 10 years experience in Thaiboxing and Krav Maga, and is 1,72, about 60 kg. I am 1,68 and 70 kg. I do no sports but i can hit really hard. What are my chances? | | | | | Practically none.
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07.12.2012, 13:31
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | She has 10 years experience in Thaiboxing and Krav Maga, and is 1,72, about 60 kg. I am 1,68 and 70 kg. I do no sports but i can hit really hard. What are my chances? | | | | |
although this is spam, ill bite.
chances.....none.
this is one of my class mates | | The following 3 users would like to thank rob1 for this useful post: | | 
07.12.2012, 13:58
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | although this is spam, ill bite.
chances.....none.
this is one of my class mates  | | | | | Thats hot! | 
07.12.2012, 14:01
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | although this is spam, ill bite.
chances.....none.
this is one of my class mates
/snip | | | | | There's something really quite erotic about a girl with a fit, toned body who could beat the living shite out of you, if she wanted.
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07.12.2012, 14:13
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter
It is worthless without the pics and most importantly please create a social event in calendar so that we can see it... See you going down...
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07.12.2012, 14:39
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funnily enough, i got a similar challenge by a petite blond this year and so i already did some research on this: in short - you have no chance: | | This user would like to thank Phil_MCR for this useful post: | | 
07.12.2012, 15:25
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | although this is spam, ill bite.
chances.....none.
this is one of my class mates  | | | | | And she loses to you every day, arnt she?
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07.12.2012, 15:27
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | And she loses to you every day, arnt she? | | | | | arnt? think some keys on your keyboard are defective.
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07.12.2012, 15:29
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter
Is the female fighter a vegan by any chance??
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07.12.2012, 15:31
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | Is the female fighter a vegan by any chance?? | | | | | I dont know.
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08.12.2012, 09:15
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter
I'd say go for it, you have a good chance. guys are much stronger than girls and training is overrated...just wear a cup
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08.12.2012, 23:06
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| | | Re: Challenged by a female muay thai fighter | Quote: | |  | | | funnily enough, i got a similar challenge by a petite blond this year and so i already did some research on this: in short - you have no chance: | | | | | Funny video. But it shows exactly what would happen. Most tough guys with a bit of muscle think they can automatically fight and that the weight difference will be sufficient to win. But a)most guys without training cannot fight at all, they can hardly land a decent punch (try it in front of a mirror and look how ridiculous and clumsy it looks  ) and b) you will be much to slow to land any hits, any fighter with a few years of training will see your hits coming from a mile, you would have to land a lucky punch, fat chances of that. C) Your body is not conditioned to take hits, especially kicks to the leg and body, a few of those and you're completely gassed out and limping. So a tall that is only slightly lighter but taller than you would easily take you out in the first round. | |
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