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0-5 29 23.97%
5-10 12 9.92%
10-19 12 9.92%
More than 20 22 18.18%
What's sex? 4 3.31%
A lady/gentleman never speaks about such matters 42 34.71%
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Old 22.11.2016, 12:28
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Old 22.11.2016, 12:44
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And although the poll here is in jest, the actual survey was funded by tax money. On the news last night they showed the pretty, colorful booklets that have been printed in German, French and Italian.
I refuse to believe that they didn't take things like age and relationship status into account if it was tax funded. If they didn't someone needs to lose their job.
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Old 22.11.2016, 13:12
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I suspect someone who is paying will have had many times more than 20, especially in CH where you can go to a 'club' & have 4 girls for 200 CHF.


Or go upmarket and then kill 'em to keep the cost down.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ne-fridge.html
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Old 22.11.2016, 13:22
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Or go upmarket and then kill 'em to keep the cost down.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ne-fridge.html
I think the cost would go up: think of the outlay in murder kit...


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Old 22.11.2016, 13:25
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Silly survey. How do you compare a 20-year old to a 40-year old responding to such a survey?
How about sexual partners per year post puberty.
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Old 22.11.2016, 13:26
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How about sexual partners per year post puberty.
I initially read that as "sexual partners per post"
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Or go upmarket and then kill 'em to keep the cost down.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ne-fridge.html
Hmn... I'm starting to think of Corbets in an entirely new light...

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EDIT: I just checked, he is in the 20+ category, but come to think of it I now question the motives of all those in the "A lady/gentleman never speaks about such matters" too.
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Old 22.11.2016, 13:33
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Hmn... I'm starting to think of Corbets in an entirely new light...

WTB: freezer for the cellar [Zug]

EDIT: I just checked, he is in the 20+ category, but come to think of it I now question the motives of all those in the "A lady/gentleman never speaks about such matters" too.
I can see a new thread coming.

I've just defrosted a prostitute who I saved for later but she's not responding.
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Old 22.11.2016, 13:37
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I've just defrosted a prostitute who I saved for later but she's not responding.
I used to go to a prostitute who used to attach me to a car battery.

I stopped going though, because she started overcharging.
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I used to go to a prostitute who used to attach me to a car battery.

I stopped going though, because she started overcharging.
Get your terms right.

Alternators charge, batteries discharge.

Was the car at least a Willys jeep?
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Re: Poll: How many sexual partners have you had?

It is obviously age related, and I used to pride myself on one partner for every year of life.
Between 16 and 21, I made it from 0 to 21, then got married so the figure stagnated at 21.
Then I got divorced at 33 so moved quickly from 21 to 33, then got married again, and because I am still married the number has now stagnated again

I doubt if I were to get divorced now I could ever catch up to my saggy 57 years, so it will probably stay at (cough) 35 for me.
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Old 22.11.2016, 14:16
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I can see a new thread coming.

I've just defrosted a prostitute who I saved for later but she's not responding.
Why, was the last one full?
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Get your terms right.

Alternators charge, batteries discharge.
Point of order. You charge a flat battery, and overcharging a battery can damage it (even make it catch fire). If she overcharged the battery, he might have got more than he bargained for. Or less.
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Point of order. You charge a flat battery, and overcharging a battery can damage it (even make it catch fire). If she overcharged the battery, he might have got more than he bargained for. Or less.
If the battery were to have been connected in the circuit originally described then if overcharging were to have occured then the source would not have been the battery.

Unless there were some other charging device available.

I wonder if the prostitute's name was Genny?
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Old 22.11.2016, 15:19
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Someone on here did send me nudes once, does that count?

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Not unless the forum get to see them no.

Lets see the evidence or it didn't happen.

Some stars and black boxes should hide the important bits.
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It is obviously age related, and I used to pride myself on one partner for every year of life.
Between 16 and 21, I made it from 0 to 21, then got married so the figure stagnated at 21.
Then I got divorced at 33 so moved quickly from 21 to 33, then got married again, and because I am still married the number has now stagnated again

I doubt if I were to get divorced now I could ever catch up to my saggy 57 years, so it will probably stay at (cough) 35 for me.
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Old 22.11.2016, 15:37
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Was wondering about doing a Mannequin Challenge at the next necrophilia meet up, but I can't quite see the point ....
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Point of order. You charge a flat battery, and overcharging a battery can damage it (even make it catch fire). If she overcharged the battery, he might have got more than he bargained for. Or less.
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It is obviously age related, and I used to pride myself on one partner for every year of life.
Between 16 and 21, I made it from 0 to 21, then got married so the figure stagnated at 21.
Then I got divorced at 33 so moved quickly from 21 to 33, then got married again, and because I am still married the number has now stagnated again

I doubt if I were to get divorced now I could ever catch up to my saggy 57 years, so it will probably stay at (cough) 35 for me.
You would probably be dead at number 52.

By the way do you know this one...?
A very rich man was looking to divorce his young wife of 20-odd years but did not want to end up broke after she took everything and so he confided in his doctor friend.
"You know, your wife has a very delicate composition and a weak heart, take her out, keep her doing sport, have sex as often as possible, just start a very active lifestyle and with her heart problems she will be dead within a year...!"
So the rich guy took his wife out, every night a different local, he started doing loads of sporty stuff, had sex with her at every opportunity in short he kept her as active as he could.....
Almost one year on the day, the doctor friend went to visit the rich guy.
Wife was playing tennis in the courtyard with her handsome ribbed 20 year old trainer, she was laughing and enjoying herself. The rich guy was in a wheelchair covered in a blanket.
The doctor heard heard him mutter: "Laugh you bitch, you will be dead by next week"
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I am always surprised at the "average". Mine is over twice that, but I've been with my husband when I was 19 and have always been faithful! Some of my friends are still single at 35 and their numbers are way over 50 some are in the 100's. This seems like the norm to me, my number should be lower than average not double and some How can the average be so low? Are people really being honest
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