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Swiss now pray that glacier will stop shrinking (and underwear story!)

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GENEVA — Villagers from deeply Roman Catholic south Switzerland have for centuries offered a sacred vow to God to protect them from the advancing ice mass of the Great Aletsch glacier.
Global warming is making them want to reverse their prayers, and the Alpine faithful are seeking the permission of the pope.
Since the vow was established in 1678, the deal was simple: the citizens of the isolated mountain hamlets of Fiesch and Fieschertal would pledge to lead virtuous lives. In exchange, God would spare their homes and livelihoods from being swallowed by Europe's largest glacier as it expanded toward the valley with heavy winter snows.
Times have changed, and the once-fearsome Aletsch is melting amid temperatures that are 0.7 degrees Celsius (1.3 Fahrenheit) warmer than in the 19th century. The pastor at the Ernerwald Chapel has warned his flock that a new danger threatens.
"We all know — and the Holy Father reminded us in his Easter message — that an unprecedented change in the climate is taking place," Rev. Pascal Venetz said in his sermon to 100 people at the chapel, where until modern times pious women were prohibited from wearing colored underwear for fear of provoking the glacier.

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so if you want to help, don't wear funky-panties !

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Re: Swiss now pray that glacier will stop shrinking (and underwear story!)

The only thing that haven't changed in all this time is the superstition with which they view the glacier. Time changes not in parts of Switzerland.

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Re: Swiss now pray that glacier will stop shrinking (and underwear story!)

I say first build the anti-flood barriers, reject superstition and if it doesnt help then start praying! Almighty will understand!
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If I were a glacier I'd be totally confused about what I should be doing ...
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If I were a glacier I'd be totally confused about what I should be doing ...
Fortunately, actual glaciers aren't so easily perplexed. They undergo many years of rigorous training just to make sure they remain stable, if diminished, during times like these.
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so if you want to help, don't wear funky-panties !
So I should ask my female acquaintances to remove their underwear, when in the vicinity of a glacier, and we should make Saint Knickerless the patron saint of glaciers !
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So I should ask my female acquaintances to remove their underwear, when in the vicinity of a glacier


Worth a try I guess . I don't think it would make a very convincing chat-up line though

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and we should make Saint Knickerless the patron saint of glaciers !
Sounds reasonable
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Re: Swiss now pray that glacier will stop shrinking (and underwear story!)

If a display of colourful ladies underwear causes the glaciers to grow then, presumably, this could be the answer to global warming and, in order to stop them melting, we need plenty of ladies to display their charms in order to combat global warming.


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If a display of colourful ladies underwear causes the glaciers to grow then, presumably, this could be the answer to global warming and, in order to stop them melting, we need plenty of ladies to display their charms in order to combat global warming.

From that picture, it looks like it is working. They turned up for a beach film shoot!
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