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| In the countryside in the UK you often see cars with courtesy stickers in the back window that read, "I slow down for horses."
Next time you see this phenomenon look at the car windows maybe it reads, "I slow down for whores."
I used to live in Wollishofen, Zurich where there is the Petite Fleur brothel. There always seemed to be a school / kinder bus parked in its car park! That must be easy to spot who the driver is.
When I first moved to Switzerland I took my friend out for a meal and a few drinks to say thankyou for him fitting the lights in my apartment. We left Rote Fabrik because that day it was filled with crazy folks so being new to Wollishofen I said let's go for a drink in that bar that says Heineken above the door. Luckily as we were trying to open the door we saw some women chatting in the car park and then noticed the red drapes and white sash windows. Thank goodness we didn't manage to open the door. I would've felt a right tit! | |
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or your mate would have thought you where a really good friend